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Bruised Banana 

Asain who trys to act black by wearing baggy clothes, listening to rap, and memorizing words to rap songs to seem gangster they also google search "Black People" on their 20,000 dollar laptop
did you see that bruised banana in the audience of BET
Bruised Banana by 12 June 18, 2005

bruised banana 

A derogatory term for an asian person who acts black.
"Oh my god, look at that bruised bruised banana playing basketball!"
bruised banana by fokker July 9, 2006

Bruised Banana Salad 

The grinded marijuana mixture, formed by combining the two types of marijuana: Blue Dream and Banana Kush
When Kevin asked Si if he knew what bruised banana salad was, he replied "the combination of Blue Dream and Banana Kush"
Bruised Banana Salad by C-Mos August 23, 2011

bruised banana 

when a person of either sex is performing fellatio, and that person giving said fellatio punches them in the penis before ejaculating. it could be a way of torture, punishment, or in some cases, pleasure.
She was going down on me, then right when I was about to blow, she gave me a bruised banana out of nowhere. She's so full of surprises.
bruised banana by RedSpectre August 9, 2012

bruised banana 

when a male is masterbating and he went to hard at jacking off so he has a bruised penis
dude I got a bruised banana from jacking off last night
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026