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Alexander Albon

Great F1 driver. Drove for redbull but they ditched him because redbull treat their drivers like shit - unless they are Max Verstappen (Horner and Marko are obsessed with Verstappen). Anyways then Albon drove at the DTM and won the first time at the Nürburgring. Next year he'll be driving for Williams in F1. He's part of the one direction version of F1, which consists of Lando Norris, Charles Leclerc, George Russel and Alexander Albon.

He won the award for the rookie of the year in 2018.

Besides he's grown up in Britain but drives under the Thai flag. He's had a hard childhood at times but always manages to smile.

Alexander Albon is also called: Albono, Alex Albon
If there was an F1 boyband Alexander Albon would be in it.

Alexander Albon said: "He's such a sore loser"

Alexander Albon is cool.

We all hope that Alex Albon will have a great season at Williams.
Alexander Albon by Dr3Ln4 November 22, 2021

Alexander Albon

A driver not worthy to be in Formula 1.
Red Bull to Alexander Albon circa 19/12/20:
Alexander Albon by Shitlife November 19, 2020

Alexander Albon

An "F1 driver" not worthy of being in the sport.
Alexander Albon is not worthy to be in the sport.
Alexander Albon by Shitlife November 19, 2020
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026