pee

The stuff that is inside your bladder, it is also called urine or wee

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Any small, inanimate object that becomes tainted with urine.

a man's penis

When a person is so drunk that they wet the bed at night, after having hooked up with another person, thus accidentally peeing on the other person while spooning. The spooning creates a mystery as to who actually was the person who peed, leading to equal parts shame, awkwardness, and confusion.