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Are marathons overrated? Two friends hilariously debate the merits of marathons versus 5Ks, walking, and even the unthinkable: pooping your pants for a better time! This funny conversation covers running tips, marathon stories, and the quirky side of fitness in New York City.

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Marathons are over rated!!  Feat Des Linden and  Brooks Running #running #marathon #runner

Are marathons overrated? Join this hilarious debate about running, walking, and the lengths people will go to for a better race time! From 5Ks to the Boston Marathon, these two friends hilariously discuss the merits of different races and whether it's worth pooping your pants to win.

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Social media should have business hours!!

Should social media have business hours? Watch this hilarious debate on a New York City subway as two people hilariously argue the pros and cons of limiting access to social media, bringing up everything from public health to Nickelodeon's "outside time."

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Politicians should have to retire when they turn 70!!

Should politicians be forced to retire at 70? Two men in Berlin debate age limits in politics, touching on Bernie Sanders, AI, and the fitness requirements for office. This funny take on current events will make you rethink leadership!

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You don't need school after eighth grade!! #school #college

Two guys debate the merits of high school while riding the New York City subway, questioning whether it's necessary in the age of AI and suggesting trade skills might be more valuable. Watch their hilarious conversation and decide if you agree with their take on education and the current school system!

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Madame Tussaud's should be niche, local celebrities!!

Join two comedians in Berlin as they hilariously debate the merits of Madame Tussauds, proposing niche wax figure ideas like local celebrities, döner kebab makers, and even the 'guy who sells stuff at the club'! This comedy sketch explores the absurdity of wax museums and selfie culture, making it a must-watch for anyone who's ever questioned the appeal of posing with a celebrity replica.

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People need to have less cake at their birthday party!!

Is there too much cake at birthday parties? Two comedians debate cake supply and demand, ice cream cake strategies, and the social pressure to eat cake, all while riding the subway. This hilarious discussion is a must-watch for anyone who's ever felt obligated to eat a slice.

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Episode 489: Peeing on any phone call should be socially acceptable!!
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Episode 488: I don't think people are actually religious!!
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Episode 479: Bluetooth does not work!! Feat Zoe Kravitz

Zoe Kravitz stars in this hilarious sketch debating the merits and frustrations of Bluetooth technology while riding the New York subway. Is Bluetooth a revolutionary convenience or an unreliable tech causing more problems than it solves? Watch and weigh in on this funny take!

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Is Bluetooth more trouble than it's worth? Watch Zoe Kravitz and a friend hilariously debate the pros and cons of Bluetooth technology on a New York subway, from frustrating network issues to the freedom of wireless headphones. This funny take on modern tech problems is super relatable!

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Episode 477: No dogs on the subway!!

Should dogs be allowed on the New York City subway? Two New Yorkers hilariously debate the pros and cons, from Dobermans removing kneecaps to a dedicated "dog park" train car. This funny take on NYC living and public transportation will have you howling!

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Episode 476: It's only a bodega if it's owned and operated by a Puerto Rican or Dominican!!#nyc #history

What exactly defines a "bodega" in New York City? Join this fascinating subway discussion exploring the cultural history and evolving identity of these iconic corner stores, from their Puerto Rican and Dominican roots to their present-day Yemeni ownership, and discover the surprising facts behind these beloved neighborhood spots.

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Episode 475: Sometimes a baddie will look just like her dad, and that's okay!!#dating #relationship #women #daddy #nyc
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Episode 473: Brunch is kinda cool!! Feat ESPN's @StephenASmith

Catch Stephen A. Smith on the E train as he debates the merits of brunch, New York Knicks' championship hopes, and his favorite hip hop artists! This hilarious conversation is a must-watch for fans of Stephen A. Smith, sports, and New York City life.

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Episode 472: Any dinner reservation or plan after 8pm is way too late!! Feat @shannanferry

Is 8 PM too late for dinner? Two friends hilariously debate the ideal dinner time, the misery of NYC rent, and the joys of a good skincare routine. Watch for relatable takes on modern life, routines, and the quest to maximize your rent money in this funny discussion about lifestyle choices and city living.

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Two guys on the subway debate the merits of adult diapers in this hilarious comedy sketch about modern digestion problems! Is normalizing adult diapers the answer to food sensitivities and public bathroom anxiety? Watch to find out!

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Episode 470: If you're my employer, just be mean to me!!

In this hilarious subway conversation, two guys debate the nature of work, bosses, and whether niceness has any place in the modern workplace. Is wage labor just slavery? Find out in this funny take on work life, job satisfaction, and the daily grind!

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Episode 467: I don't think it's fair that I've never been invited to a bachelor party!! Feat Austin Butler

In this hilarious subway encounter, Austin Butler chats with a stranger about bachelor parties, Ireland, and the possibility of a joint European pub crawl! Will they become best friends and embark on an epic adventure? Find out in this funny and engaging conversation.

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Doing a blaccent should be as taboo as saying the n word!! Feat Mahalet Tegenu

Is using a blaccent as taboo as saying the n-word? This hilarious subway conversation tackles cultural appropriation, digital blackface, and the cringeworthy experience of witnessing a white person's attempt to "sound black." Watch for a funny take on race, language, and social faux pas.

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Each NYC neighborhood should have a sports club that competes in a yearly!!
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Smoking is actually okay for you!!

An older gentleman on the subway shares his controversial take on smoking, claiming it's okay as long as you walk a lot, and recounting his marathon experiences as a smoker in this funny and engaging conversation. Is smoking healthy? Watch to find out more about smoking, health, and addiction!

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The internet rocks!!

Two guys on a train discuss the internet, from its weirdest corners to the algorithm's obsession with a** and ti**ies. Get ready for a hilarious take on internet addiction, old blogs, and the quest for the truly bizarre content that makes the web so addictive.

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Company parties áre a setup!!

Are company parties a fun perk or a cleverly disguised trap? Watch as two people on the subway hilariously debate whether office parties are a chance to network or a setup for HR to hand out pink slips. Get ready to laugh at this relatable take on office culture, bonuses, and the dreaded small talk with Susan from HR.

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Every transplant should have to volunteer somewhere!!

Join the discussion on the NYC subway about the responsibility of transplants to give back to their community through volunteering! This funny take explores the unwritten rules of living in New York City and encourages newcomers to get involved and make a positive impact. Watch for laughs and insights on community engagement.

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