Maldhound

I am a prolific shitposter for Magic: the Gathering, Elden Ring, the Stormlight Archive series by Brandon Sanderson, with more areas of expertise to come! My goal is to become a full time content creator, which is only possible through the support of people like you, I am deeply grateful for any amount you elect to give in support of me trying to make you laugh.

Free

You are cleansed, my child. Youtube ad revenue is the lifeblood of trying to do full time content creation, but if you give me one single dollar, you are forever pardoned for not spending any time watching them.

Ad-Block Absolution

I will be recording longer form content, but until I am full time the ideas I have will outpace the time I have to film them. Joining this tier allows you to participate in polls that decide which idea gets filmed next!

Democracy Lovers

In addition to all previous benefits, the Hound Club grants you access to private discord channels and gives you a fun little role to show off how generous and cool and smart and handsome you are! You will also be featured in a end credits slate on all long form videos over 10' in length.

Hound Dogs

ROASTING IS NO LONGER PART OF PATREON! THIS TIER ENTITLES YOU TO ALL PREVIOUS TIERS AND ME CALLING YOU BY A SWEET LIL NICKNAME IF YOU WANT (NEW REWARDS TO FOLLOW SOON)

The Kennel Club

In addition to all previous rewards, members of this tier will receive a verbal shoutout at the beginning of all long-form content videos more than 10' in length!

Recent posts by Maldhound