Lambysalamby
Joined May 2013
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This IS one of the worst movies I've ever seen. Dreadful. There's no suspense whatsoever. Dumb acting, dumb script, dumb characters. Underuse of characters. Jamie Lee does absolutely nothing this whole film. Characters cant seem to shoot a gun for their lives, literally. Every single choice this film made was dumb. It defies belief to the degree of dumb dumb dumb. And the ending is blasphemy to the whole franchise. They really should stop. But wait, there's another on the way. I can't wait to see what new extraordinary heights they go to with the next one. Maybe Michael will fly in the sky. DERP.
I'm sitting in bed (how fitting) relaxing on a Saturday, and I just finished watching Gerald's Game, wishing I could get those 2 hours back. Let me just say that this film was diabolical, actually painful to sit through so much so that I should have turned it off. If you decide to watch it and think maybe it will get better don't. It gets worse. Also this may come as a surprise, because the first 10 minutes of the film are actually quite promising, I was thinking it was going to be great. But it is after the first 10 minutes (not long) where you will understand why this story has been deemed one that would be impossible to translate to film. No spoilers but a concept is introduced which just does not work for film and is actually very tedious. Anyway I'm just glad its over, I hope to never think about it again, and neither should you!