cheetor75
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Ok I have to admit I like mindless action, but to some extent shouldnt there be a plot. I honestly liked the special effects and the non stop action but Why who what where when how and why is Van Helsing. We don't even get to know the character. Neither do we get to know the female lead. I understood she was from a long line of vampire hunters if I am not mistaken. Frankenstein looked pretty good but did he have Shakespeare's. He was more dramatic than anyone in that Titanic movie. Now from what I understand wasn't the wolfman only 1 person. He was about three in this movie. And the kicker is the ending....... WHAT IN THE WORLD WAS THAT PILE OF DOO?!?!?!? At that point I wanted to get a stake to the heart. Good grief. Now honestly the movie is watchable for those who love mindless action and pure mayhem. Now keep your eye out for when the guys turn into the Werewolf. Interesting stuff.
If anyone remembers the movie Star Crystal than this comment is for you. Star Crystal had a better ending than this piece of nonsense. In fact star crystal was a better movie. Wait I think that went to far. Anyways see at your own risk. There are not that many redeeming factors about the movie except.................. Well I am sure there is something there. I didn't see them. If you want something more entertaining watch the first Omen, Sixth Sense, Stir of Echoes Pee Wee's Big Adventure. You will have more fun being scared. Good Idea horribly gone bad. Don't really know what else to say but Stay Away!!!!!! Don't. Go. See. This. Movie. aaaaaaaahhhhhh!!!! Why me!!!
As I was flipping through the channel I came to a channel 124. It is an urban channel. I saw this movie on and decided to give it a try. I almost became a mass murderer due to this film. I have done home movies and they are oscar quality compared to this huge mass of Dookie. The lighting was terrible and the acting was absolutely unrelentlessly bad. I would rather watch Star Crystal....... Holy cow maybe that is not a good example. The main question I have about this film is... Was it to be a morality film? the reason why I ask is because ther was one line where this lady in a wheelchair says " I would have been another gang statistic" Oh my head is starting to hurt. After hearing that line I went into the kitchen and pulled out a knife ready to stab anyone who dared watch this movie. But some sense kicked in and I just changed the channel to watch the man with the afro paint. Well that is all I have to say about this movie. If you want to endure this pain go ahead but not recommended for those with short fuses or a bad case of tourettes