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You got to hand it to the makers of this movie. A refreshing horror-comedy (more fun than gruesome I'd argue) that made everyone in the cinema burst out laughing throughout with a good stream of jokes.
We have a crazy story of a toy monkey that seems to haunt a pair of twins, where each time it is wound up it leads to the death of someone close to them (albeit randomly).
The jokes are crazy, and it's no Childs Play or Death Note, clearly two films that have influenced this film. Personally, I think it's all the better for it.
In the cinema, it's a great fun comedy horror ride. Give it half a chance and you'll enjoy it.
We have a crazy story of a toy monkey that seems to haunt a pair of twins, where each time it is wound up it leads to the death of someone close to them (albeit randomly).
The jokes are crazy, and it's no Childs Play or Death Note, clearly two films that have influenced this film. Personally, I think it's all the better for it.
In the cinema, it's a great fun comedy horror ride. Give it half a chance and you'll enjoy it.
So that is it, this is the final run of episodes to close out what has been a wonderful emotional and fun-packed series that has wonderfully blended nostalgia with new experiences.
This final set of episodes is about closure, and really the final run in the redemption run for the loveable Johnny Lawrence. The return of some old faces but one pleasant surprise welcome for an old favourite, helped to seal what is a genuinely brilliant end to the series.
These sets of episodes centre around the Karate World Championships to ensure that Terry Silver (boo!) doesn't win, but really the show writers avoid most cliché with some pleasant surprises along the way. There is a lot of great emotional storyline writing and we find greater depth to certain characters, especially Kreese who is trying to come to terms with his methods after the dramatic end to episode 10. That's an incredible touch, and you get to further see what lies behind the characters and is even a lesson for all of us.
Johnny Lawrence is the star, and a great surrogate father to the pupils now all grown up and about to move onto their next great journey in life, whilst Daniel LaRusso is coming to terms with that true balance lies across a variety of philosophies and not just his own Miyago inspired lifestyle.
This has been incredible, and I really can't speak highly enough of this final runs of episodes. Humour, emotion and pacing is excellent. It's rare if not impossible to find a series that ends perfectly well, but this has done it.
A perfect end to one of the best series I've ever seen. Arregato to all.
This final set of episodes is about closure, and really the final run in the redemption run for the loveable Johnny Lawrence. The return of some old faces but one pleasant surprise welcome for an old favourite, helped to seal what is a genuinely brilliant end to the series.
These sets of episodes centre around the Karate World Championships to ensure that Terry Silver (boo!) doesn't win, but really the show writers avoid most cliché with some pleasant surprises along the way. There is a lot of great emotional storyline writing and we find greater depth to certain characters, especially Kreese who is trying to come to terms with his methods after the dramatic end to episode 10. That's an incredible touch, and you get to further see what lies behind the characters and is even a lesson for all of us.
Johnny Lawrence is the star, and a great surrogate father to the pupils now all grown up and about to move onto their next great journey in life, whilst Daniel LaRusso is coming to terms with that true balance lies across a variety of philosophies and not just his own Miyago inspired lifestyle.
This has been incredible, and I really can't speak highly enough of this final runs of episodes. Humour, emotion and pacing is excellent. It's rare if not impossible to find a series that ends perfectly well, but this has done it.
A perfect end to one of the best series I've ever seen. Arregato to all.
Got to hand it to the writer & director of this incredibly surreal black comedy horror spectacle. So refreshing to watch an original, mid-budget film with all the spectacle, wonder and surprises many of us were afraid were disappearing from US film making.
Demi Moore is our protagonist, an aging and & ailing TV celebrity, who despite still retaining her beauty and fitness, inevitably can't defeat time. Denis Quaid plays the obligatory chauvinistic boss/agent who cuts her out. However, a chance encounter after an accident leads her to a miracle medical drug that enables her to share her life with a beautiful and sexy young women. The catch is that they have to alternate else the other one's body disintegrates without repair possible.
This is a story about vanity, fear of loss, selfishness and loneliness even. We have dark horror and humour as we watch this symbiotic relationship develop and destroy, as in "be careful what you wish for".
Demi Moore has always been a great actress, and in some ways this is a parable about the perceived tabloid side of her life. She is just incredible here, and captivating as the destructive frightening old dame. The irony is that she's still beautiful and wonderful in this film but playing a character for whom that's not enough. Margaret Qualley is her symbiotic partner, and she is near on par, and frighteningly good.
Denis Quaid is perfectly cast as the creepy agent, but sad to read that the incredible Ray Liotta was first pencilled in for the role, but passed away just beforehand, RIP. If only he had appeared in this it would have been a more fitting end than "Cocaine Bear".
Anyhow, great storyline too, and clearly owes debts to other films in the body horror genre, especially the comical Death Becomes Her, neo-horror Society and I'd also say the sublime HK film Dumplings. The Substance deserves to join this elite group, and I'm sure that David Cronenberg would be proud too of this film, as his films are also influential to this film. Only negative is that it jumped the shark a bit towards the end, but that still didn't ruin the film experience for me.
This is a great film, dark and humorous, and thought provoking. It's wonderful to finally be able to say this about a movie I've just seen on the cinema screen after so long. Recommended highly.
Demi Moore is our protagonist, an aging and & ailing TV celebrity, who despite still retaining her beauty and fitness, inevitably can't defeat time. Denis Quaid plays the obligatory chauvinistic boss/agent who cuts her out. However, a chance encounter after an accident leads her to a miracle medical drug that enables her to share her life with a beautiful and sexy young women. The catch is that they have to alternate else the other one's body disintegrates without repair possible.
This is a story about vanity, fear of loss, selfishness and loneliness even. We have dark horror and humour as we watch this symbiotic relationship develop and destroy, as in "be careful what you wish for".
Demi Moore has always been a great actress, and in some ways this is a parable about the perceived tabloid side of her life. She is just incredible here, and captivating as the destructive frightening old dame. The irony is that she's still beautiful and wonderful in this film but playing a character for whom that's not enough. Margaret Qualley is her symbiotic partner, and she is near on par, and frighteningly good.
Denis Quaid is perfectly cast as the creepy agent, but sad to read that the incredible Ray Liotta was first pencilled in for the role, but passed away just beforehand, RIP. If only he had appeared in this it would have been a more fitting end than "Cocaine Bear".
Anyhow, great storyline too, and clearly owes debts to other films in the body horror genre, especially the comical Death Becomes Her, neo-horror Society and I'd also say the sublime HK film Dumplings. The Substance deserves to join this elite group, and I'm sure that David Cronenberg would be proud too of this film, as his films are also influential to this film. Only negative is that it jumped the shark a bit towards the end, but that still didn't ruin the film experience for me.
This is a great film, dark and humorous, and thought provoking. It's wonderful to finally be able to say this about a movie I've just seen on the cinema screen after so long. Recommended highly.