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Breitschleif's rating
Yeah... no. That took all the buzz out of it and made me cringe too hard to give anyhting above 1*, despite it being an okayish movie.
Whether it was meant as a joke, a statement or anything inbetween or nothing at all: No, stop.
Whether it was meant as a joke, a statement or anything inbetween or nothing at all: No, stop.
This is a good series with some great acting. But gosh, why is there all this PEGI 13 romance cringe, the unfunny and stupid conversations about penises and "old people sex" jokes?
Those moments are literally in every single episode and feel like watching whatever horrible "Shades of Grey" movie, it really took a lot away from the whole series.
It made me roll my eyes far too often and took me out of the thrill many times, therefore 6/10.
Those moments are literally in every single episode and feel like watching whatever horrible "Shades of Grey" movie, it really took a lot away from the whole series.
It made me roll my eyes far too often and took me out of the thrill many times, therefore 6/10.
All those ratings have got to be fake. I can and will not believe that most people ACTUALLY thought this movie was good.
It took literally until one hour and 14 minutes, half way through the whole film, to FINALLY get some action sequences that are longer than 5 seconds! Everything beforehand is boring preparation garbage and stupid dialogues by uninteresting, cliché characters nobody cares about mixed with some dad-jokes even immature teenagers would heartily yawn at.
The end was also really, really cheesy, completely "ex machina" and bad... seriously, who wrote this crap?
Compared to other action hero flicks this falls super flat on all fronts: Uninspired story and antagonists, far too little action, too much blabbering and cringey PEGI-13 fillers and jokes.
2/10, this movie is utter trash so don't waste your time.
It took literally until one hour and 14 minutes, half way through the whole film, to FINALLY get some action sequences that are longer than 5 seconds! Everything beforehand is boring preparation garbage and stupid dialogues by uninteresting, cliché characters nobody cares about mixed with some dad-jokes even immature teenagers would heartily yawn at.
The end was also really, really cheesy, completely "ex machina" and bad... seriously, who wrote this crap?
Compared to other action hero flicks this falls super flat on all fronts: Uninspired story and antagonists, far too little action, too much blabbering and cringey PEGI-13 fillers and jokes.
2/10, this movie is utter trash so don't waste your time.