sixbells99

Why let the laws of nature get in the way of plot. For a lover of science this film is just dreadful down to the bone. The film claims to be the most realistic space flight film ever! Well the black and white Buck Roger films are more accurate that this dreadful mess. Could they not find one nerd to help them add one ounce of science in this film. I don't want this review to have spoilers, as my intention is to protect nerds time! TERRIBLE TERRIBLE TERRIBLE!!! A film truely free of any nerds. I think also people with any brains...

Expect everything you love and know about Star Wars to be trashed in this film. Imagine preparing the most extravagant meal with the most expensive and luxurious ingredients in the world. You spend days preparing the food, then as you plate up you pour two buckets of salt on top of everything. Your wonderful well made food ruined under a mountain of salt. This is exactly what the director did in the Last Jedi, he destroyed it. It was overlong, far too conscious of itself with crude plot twists and no love for the characters. It was as if an alien had landed on earth and never seen the other films and just made it in an afternoon. The words Last are very meaningful, it's the last time I will go to a Star Wars film, the Last time I will care about a star wars film and the last time any fan will have hope of seeing a film fans deserve. The Jedi are WELL AND TRULY DEAD!! Great work Disney!! Took some doing to destroy this franchise.

A bland paint by numbers thriller with just one good scene, it tries not to be too flashy but ends up being boring. The characters are straight out of the stereotype box. Disowned by many of the SAS men who were actually there as inaccurate. An important moment in modern history tarnished by this film but not destroyed. If you know nothing about princess gate it might be a reasonable late night film when there is nothing else to watch.