Billy Eichner: Timon

El rey león

Timon

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Timon: [distracting the hyenas] Ma chère mademoiselle, we are proud to present... your dinner. Be. Our. Gue - ahhhh!
[Before he can finish performing, the hyenas chase him and Pumbaa off]

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Pumbaa: I missed 'em, I'm gonna get one of those vultures one day; I'm gonna get one!
Timon: I don't know why it's so important to you.
Pumbaa: I just feel like it would make me feel better.
[gasps]
Pumbaa: Oh no, it's a little lion!
Timon: That is not a lion.
Pumbaa: Well then, go check it out; what is it?
Timon: That is not a lion, it's a furry bird.
Pumbaa: It looks like a lion.
Timon: It's not a li--let me get a closer look, excuse me.
[huffs]
Timon: All right, let me see what we're dealing with here.
[alarmed]
Timon: It's a lion! Run for your life, Pumbaa!
Pumbaa: Wait, hey, Timon, wait, wait, hey, Timon, it's a little lion!
Timon: [hiding behind rock] It gets bigger.
Pumbaa: Can we keep him, can we please keep him? Oh, oh, okay, I promise I'll walk him every day; if he makes a little mess, I'll clean it up!
Timon: You'll be his little mess; he's gonna eat you and then use my body as a toothpick.
Pumbaa: But one day when he's big and strong, he'll be on our side.
Timon: I got it: what if he's on our side? Hear me out: having a ferocious lion around might not be a bad idea.
Pumbaa: Well then, can we keep him?
Timon: Yes, of course we can keep him! My God, who's the brains of this operation?
Pumbaa: [singing] We're gonna name him Fred!

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Pumbaa: [as he and Timon catch up with Simba and Nala, about to reclaim Pride Rock from Scar] We're here!
Timon: Oh, everyone calm down. We're here.
Pumbaa: The backup has arrived!

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Timon: [about the hyenas] What's your plan for getting us past the slobbering guards?
Pumbaa: All we need to do is find something that's like big and juicy...
[Simba, Nala, and Zazu stare at him]
Pumbaa: Why is everybody looking at me?

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Timon: [Simba is singing Hakuna Matata] Oh, now he's riffing, Pumbaa! This is a nightmare!

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Timon: [Timon explains his life philosophy] Let me make this simple: Life is meaningless.

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Timon: [Pumbaa tells his story of never having any friends because of his flatulence problem, but Timon is quick to remind him that he wasn't totally alone] I was always here for you. I resent that.

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