Seth Gamble: Luke Skywalker

Quotes 

• Luke Skywalker : How did my father die?

  Obi-Wan Kenobi : A young Jedi named Darth Vader who was a pupIl of mine until I cut his arms and legs off and left him burning in a river of lava.

  Luke Skywalker : I-I think I want to go home now.

• Luke Skywalker : I'm Luke Skywalker. I'm here to save you.

  Princess Leia : I'm being rescued by a transvestite.

• Luke Skywalker : That was close.

  Obi-Wan Kenobi : Yes, yes it was.

• Luke Skywalker : She's rich. And she's really hot. I mean, really really hot.

• Luke Skywalker : What a piece of junk.

• Han Solo : This is not gonna work.

  Luke Skywalker : Why didn't you say so? This is your plan.

• Darth Vader : You should not have come back.

  Obi-Wan Kenobi : You can't win Darth. If you strike me down, I shall...

  [Obi-Wan's light saber stops working] 

  Obi-Wan Kenobi : Oh, damn.

  [Darth Vader cut's through Obi-Wan's cloak] 

  Han Solo : NOOOOO!

  Luke Skywalker : Just- Just let it go.