- [first lines]
- Ben: Do you think mom is hot?
- Elliot: No, not really.
- Ben: Why?
- Elliot: I don't know. She's not my type.
- Ben: You don't think she's pretty? Even if she wasn't mom.
- Elliot: Uh, look, every opinion is objective. You know, maybe she's pretty in a universal sense. Uh, I mean, who the fuck knows? I'm just saying, she doesn't do it for me.
- Ben: Do you think other people think she's hot?
- Elliot: I don't know, some people fuckin' like McDonalds.
- Ben: I like McDonalds.
- Elliot: Right, and apparently you think mom is hot, so...
- Lynn: [increasingly upset at Paul] All I know is that my daughter has been silently slicing her arms and legs with a straight-edge razor for six years. A straight-edge razor! Now what don't you understand, you solipsistic fuck!
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