Glee (TV Series)
A Very Glee Christmas (2010)
Amber Riley: Mercedes Jones
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Quotes
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Quinn Fabray : I'm gonna look terrible.
Tina Cohen-Chang : Shut up. With your bone structure, you could rock the "Rosemary's Baby" look and still look good. I'm gonna look like Jackie Chan.
Rachel Berry : If Barbara can pull off a bob, so can I.
Santana Lopez : Enough yapping. Let's do this.
Will Schuester : [entering] Whoa! Whoa! What are you guys doing?
Mercedes Jones : We're going all "Gift of the Magi" to raise money to buy homeless kids those school supplies.
Sam Evans : The guys are gonna sell their watches and the girls are gonna sell off their hair.
Will Schuester : You can't do that.
Santana Lopez : Oh, no, it's cool. Most of this isn't mine, anyways.
Will Schuester : No, I mean that's not the answer. There are other ways to raise money at Christmastime.
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Will Schuester : Hey, guys. What's this?
Finn Hudson : Oh, we're trying to get into the Christmas spirit, Mr. Schue. Christmas is totally my favorite holiday. And check out this awesome tree! I found it on the side of the road. It must have fell off some guy's car.
Will Schuester : And the ornaments?
Santana Lopez : The guy who lives next door finally killed off his elderly mother. And when they carted him off, they left the house, like, wide open, so... I think she was a holiday hoarder.
Will Schuester : Uh... a-and the presents?
Noah 'Puck' Puckerman : I lifted them from a display at the mall. But don't worry. They're empty.
Will Schuester : Guys, look, I appreciate the effort, but this isn't what Christmas is supposed to be like.
Mercedes Jones : For us, is is. This tree is like a mascot for Glee Club. We won sectionals two years in a row, and according to everyone at this school, we still suck.