The Wannabe Stripper

Three Girlsway scenes of little merit make up this trivial Bree Mills Sapphic release. Story ideas attributed to website subscribers are quite poor.

Case in point is the title vignette, in which Eva Lovia talks to herself out loud, giving us a dumb story hook of addressing her financial troubles with a bright idea: become a stripper to make a fast buck.

She asks dance teacher AJ Applegate to help her train, learning the rudiments of pole dancing and lap dancing, but quickly realizes that sex is the key to success and soon we're staring at AJ's famous big naked butt as the two women make love.

More fun, if equally dumb, is a scene of Vanessa Veracruz as a busty model muffing take after take of a commercial hawking a brand of massage oil. Serena Blair is her director, who eventually oils up both their bodies and comically/sensually seduces the model.

Role playing is the theme of the third silly scene, beginning with forced sex as home invader Giselle Palmer assaults Kristen Scott on her couch. It plays grittier than the usual Girlsway scene, until unlikely cop Lexi Belle (a casting stretch) shows up and discovers the girls were merely involved in sexual role-play, and they instantly involve her in a threesome.

Too bad producer Bree didn't hire a professional screenwriter.