Butter (I) (2011)

Olivia Wilde: Brooke

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Quotes 

• Brooke Swinkowski : Bob, I'm gonna shit on the hood of your car.

• Brooke Swinkowski : Listen, would you prefer it if I didn't enter this whole butter contest thing?

  Laura Pickler : Absolutely.

  Brooke Swinkowski : Excellent.

  [signs up] 

  Brooke Swinkowski : It's on, cunt!

  Carol Ann : I haven't heard that word since my dad died.

• Brooke Swinkowski : [riding away on her bicycle]  Fuck you, Bob.

  Bob : No. Thank you. We have plenty of steak knives.

• Brooke Swinkowski : I know you're like only 10 and shit, but listen up. You beat that skanky-ass bitch, you beat her hard. I've done all I can do, it's up to you now.

  Destiny : [stunned]  OK.

  Brooke Swinkowski : You're a good girl.

  Ethan : I don't think I want you hanging out with strippers, OK?

• Laura Pickler : I plan on proudly bearing his children.

  Brooke Swinkowski : So, you want a cookie 'cause you're going to get pregnant? I get pregnant, like, once a month!

• Brooke Swinkowski : [writhing around]  You're the only man that cares about me.

  Bob : That's not true. I'm sure there's plenty of men who like you. Your father cares about you, right?

  Brooke Swinkowski : [into his ear]  My father raped me.

  Bob : Oh my God!

  Brooke Swinkowski : [breathlessly]  I just, I need someone to take care of me. Someone who understands me, someone who will love me.

  [starts stripping] 

  Brooke Swinkowski : Not just someone to pay my rent--which by the way, comes to $560 a month, plus utilities.

• Kaitlen : God, I hate people! I can't wait 'til everyone dies from global warming.

  Brooke Swinkowski : Right, do you know where your dad keeps his money?

• Bob : My wife controls the checkbook.

  Brooke Swinkowski : Your wife, Bob? I can't believe you're gonna let your wife come between us? I thought you had morals.

• Brooke Swinkowski : Butter saves!

• Brooke Swinkowski : See that store over there?

  [Victoria's Secret] 

  Brooke Swinkowski : With this $1200, I could buy work clothes like you have never seen.

  Destiny : Where do you work?

  Brooke Swinkowski : Barnes and Noble.