- Matt Murdock: You may have dodged your legal troubles but things will get much worse. There's still the court of public opinion.
- [Matt catches a brick thrown through the window]
- Peter Parker: How did you just do that?
- Matt Murdock: I'm a really good lawyer.
- Peter Parker: If I can fix what happened to you then when you go back things will be different and you might not die fighting Spider-Man.
- Max Dillon: What do you mean fix us?
- Peter Parker: Look, our technology is advanced...
- Norman Osborn: I can help you. You know, I'm something of a scientist myself. Octavius knows what I can do.
- Otto Octavius: Fix? You mean like a dog? I refuse.
- Peter Parker: I can't promise you guys anything but at least this way you actually get to go home and have a chance, a second chance.
- Peter Parker: Are you okay?
- Peter Parker: Oh, my back. It's kinda stiff from all the swinging I guess.
- Peter Parker: Oh yeah, no, I got a middle back thing too.
- Peter Parker: Really?
- Peter Parker: Yeah. You want me to crack it?
- Peter Parker: Yeah. Yeah, that'd be great.
- Ned Leeds: Wait so you're Spider-Man too? Why didn't you just say that?
- Peter Parker: I generally don't go around advertising it. Kind of defeats the whole anonymous superhero thing.
- Peter Parker: [to himself] I literally just said that...
- Green Goblin: I've watched you from deep behind Norman's cowardly eyes, struggling to have everything you want while the world tries to make you choose. Gods don't have to choose. We take.
- Green Goblin: Poor Peter... too weak to send me home to die.
- Peter Parker: No. I just wanna kill you myself.
- Green Goblin: Attaboy!
- Otto Octavius: [Holding an Arc Reactor] The power of the sun...
- Peter Parker: ...in the palm of your hand.
- Otto Octavius: Peter?
- Peter Parker: [Peter unmasks] Otto.
- Otto Octavius: Oh, it's good to see you, dear boy.
- Peter Parker: It's good to see you.
- Otto Octavius: You're all grown up.
- [chuckles]
- Otto Octavius: How are you?
- Peter Parker: [smiling] Trying to do better.
- Otto Octavius: [unmasks MCU Spider-Man] You're not Peter Parker.
- Peter Parker: I am so confused right now!
- Peter Parker: [on May's last words] She told me that with great power...
- Peter Parker: Comes great responsibility.
- Peter Parker: Wait, what? How do you know that?
- Peter Parker: Uncle Ben said it.
- Peter Parker: The day he died. Maybe she didn't die for nothing, Peter.
- Green Goblin: Strong enough to have it all...
- Green Goblin: [Throws off an attack from Peter, and then grabs him]
- Green Goblin: Too weak to take it!
- May Parker: You have a gift. You have power. And with great power, there must also come great responsibility.
- Peter Parker: You know, Max was like the sweetest guy ever before he fell into a pool of electric eels.
- Peter Parker: That'll do it.
- Doc Ock: You think your fancy new suit's gonna save you?
- [flings Spider-Man through a truck]
- Doc Ock: I should had killed your little girlfriend when I had the chance.
- Spider-Man: [Spider-Man opens up his four arms] What did you just say?
- Doc Ock: [looks at his own robotic arms] Looks like we've got competition.
- Ned Leeds: Here's your web cartridges.
- Peter Parker: Oh, thanks, man.
- Peter Parker: What's that for?
- Peter Parker: It's my web fluid. It's for my web shooters. Why?
- [Peter 2 demonstrates his organic web-shooters]
- Ned Leeds, Peter Parker, Peter Parker: WHOA!
- Ned Leeds: That came *out* of you!
- Peter Parker: Yeah. You can't do that, huh?
- Peter Parker: No?
- Peter Parker: How on earth does that even...?
- Green Goblin: [Norman's personality has shifted into the Goblin's] That some neat trick, that sense of yours.
- Otto Octavius: Norman?
- Green Goblin: Norman's on sabbatical, honey!
- Max Dillon: The hell?
- Spider-Man: The Goblin...
- Green Goblin: "No more darker half"? Did you really think that I'd let that happen, that I'd let you take away my power just because you're blind to what true power can bring you?
- Spider-Man: You don't know me.
- Green Goblin: Don't I? I saw how she trapped you, fighting her holy moral mission. We don't need you to save us, we don't need to be fixed! These are not curses, they're gifts.
- Otto Octavius: Norman, no...
- Green Goblin: Quiet lapdog!
- Spider-Man: You don't know what you're talking about.
- Green Goblin: I've watched you from deep behind Norman's cowardly eyes, struggling to have everything you want while the world tries to make you choose. Gods don't have to choose. We take.
- Spider-Man: May, Run!
- Doctor Strange: Do you know a Peter Parker who's Spider-Man?
- Otto Octavius: Yes.
- Doctor Strange: [points to Peter] Is that him?
- Otto Octavius: No.
- Ned Leeds: Peter!
- Peter Parker, Peter Parker, Peter Parker: Yeah? Oh, sorry, you mean
- [they all point at each other]
- Ned Leeds: [Confused] Peter... Peter...
- Peter Parker, Peter Parker, Peter Parker: [They keep pointing at each other] We're all Peter.
- Ned Leeds: Peter... Parker?
- Peter Parker, Peter Parker, Peter Parker: Same.
- [during a particularly tense moment in the battle, all three Peters regroup]
- Peter Parker: I love you guys!
- Peter Parker, Peter Parker: [beat] Thank you.
- Peter Parker: Ah, there it goes.
- [stretches back]
- Peter Parker: Are you okay?
- Peter Parker: Oh, my back. It's kinda stiff from all the swinging I guess.
- Peter Parker: Oh yeah, no, I got a middle back thing too.
- Peter Parker: Really?
- Peter Parker: Yeah. You want me to crack it?
- Peter Parker: Yeah. Yeah, that'd be great.
- MJ: Oh, here's a good one.
- [reading from a magazine]
- MJ: Some suggest that Parker's powers include the male spider's ability to hypnotize females.
- Peter Parker: Stop, come on.
- MJ: Yes, my spider lord.
- Peter Parker: [after Strange uses a dimensional gateway to confront Peter Parker] Strange, wait! We're so close!
- Doctor Strange: [furious] Zip it! I've been dangling over the Grand Canyon for twelve hours!
- Peter Parker: I know, I know, I'm sorry about that, sir.
- Peter Parker: You went to the Grand Canyon?
- Peter Parker: [referring to Peter 1] He could have used your help!
- [Strange is completely baffled by the appearance of the other Parkers]
- Peter Parker: No no, it's OK. These are my friends. This is Peter Parker and this is Peter Parker. He's Spiderman, he's Spiderman. They're mes from other universes. This is the wizard I was telling you about.
- [the mentally restored Doctor Octavius is reunited with his universe's Peter Parker]
- Otto Octavius: How are you, dear boy?
- Peter Parker: [smiling] Just trying to do better.
- Doctor Strange: [to Peter] The problem is you trying to live two different lives. The longer you do it, the more dangerous it becomes!
- Otto Octavius: You're flying out into the darkness to fight ghosts.
- Peter Parker: What do you mean?
- Doctor Strange: They all die fighting Spider-Man. It's their fate. I'm sorry, kid.
- Peter Parker: Yeah, me too.
- Doctor Strange: When you botched that spell, where you wanted everyone to forget that Peter Parker is Spider-Man, we started getting some visitors from every universe.
- Spider-Man: Listen, let's just focus on the good news, okay?
- Doctor Strange: No, let's just focus on the bad news. As of now, you have detected zero multiversal trespassers. So, get on your phones, scour the Internet, and Scooby-Doo this shit.
- MJ: [laughs dryly] You're telling us what to do, even though it was your spell that got screwed up. Meaning that all of this is kind of your mess. You know, I know a couple of magic words myself, starting with the word 'please'.
- Doctor Strange: Please, Scooby-Doo this shit.
- Flint Marko: Peter, it's me. Flint Marko. Do you remember?
- Peter Parker: I'm Peter but I'm not your Peter.
- Flint Marko: What do you mean you're not my Peter? What the hell's going on?
- Peter Parker: I'll explain everything but first can you help me stop this guy?
- Flint Marko: Okay.
- Peter Parker: You try and surround him and I'll pull the plug, alright let's go!
- Peter Parker: I'm sorry, what was your name again?
- Otto Octavius: Dr. Otto Octavius.
- Peter Parker: [him, MJ and Ned laugh] Wait. No, seriously, what's your actual name?
- Green Goblin: [referring to May] She was there... because of you. I may have struck the blow, but you... You are the one that killed her.
- [cackles maniacally until Peter injects the cure into Norman]
- Norman Osborn: [back to normal, looking up at MCU Spider-Man] Peter?
- [looks to his left to see his Spider-Man, wounded by Green Goblin; distraught]
- Norman Osborn: What have I done?
- Peter Parker: Hey... what are like, some of the craziest villains that you guys have fought?
- Peter Parker: Seems you've met some of them.
- Peter Parker: [chuckles nervously] That's a good question.
- Peter Parker: I fought a... an alien made out of black goo once.
- Peter Parker: No way! I fought an alien, too. On Earth and in space.
- Peter Parker: Oh?
- Peter Parker: Yeah, he was purple.
- Peter Parker: I wanna fight an alien!
- Peter Parker: [to Peter 1] I'm, I'm still like... that you fought an alien, in space.
- Peter Parker: [sighs] I'm lame compared to... like, I fought a Russian guy in a... like a rhinoceros machine.
- Peter Parker: Hey, can we rewind it back to the "I'm lame" part? 'Cause, you are not.
- Peter Parker: Aw, thanks. No, yeah. I appreciate it, I'm not saying I'm lame.
- Peter Parker: But it's just the self-talk maybe we should, you know... 'cause you're... you're amazing. Just to take it in for a minute.
- Peter Parker: Yeah yeah yeah.
- Peter Parker: You... you are amazing.
- Peter Parker: I guess I am.
- Peter Parker: You are amazing.
- Peter Parker: Thank you.
- Peter Parker: Will you say it?
- Peter Parker: No, I kinda needed to hear that. Thank you.
- Eddie Brock: Okay. Okay, I think I got this. You're saying that this whole place here, it's just tons of... superpeople.
- Venom: And he has been saying it for hours.
- Eddie Brock: All right, tell me again. I'm sorry, I'm an idiot. There was a billionaire, and he had a tin suit and he could fly, right?
- [the Bartender crosses his heart]
- Eddie Brock: Okay, and there was a really angry green man.
- Bartender: Hulk.
- Eddie Brock: Hulk.
- Venom: And you thought Lethal Protector was a shit name.
- Eddie Brock: Yeah, because it is. Now tell me again about your purple alien that loves stones. 'Cause I'll you what, man, aliens do not love stones.
- Venom: Eddie, don't start. They don't.
- Eddie Brock: Know what aliens love? Eating brains. Because that's what they do. All right?
- Bartender: Señor, he made my family disappear. For five years.
- Eddie Brock: Five years? That's a long time. Maybe I... Maybe I should go to New York and speak to this... Spider-Man.
- Otto Octavius: [Otto Octavius has Peter Parker with his mask off pinned to a column] You're not Peter Parker.
- Peter Parker: So you, like, make your own web fluid in your body.
- Peter Parker: I'd rather not talk about this.
- Peter Parker: No! I don't mean to...
- Peter Parker: Are you teasing me?
- Peter Parker: No, no, no! He's not teasing you. It's just that... we can't do that, so naturally we're curious as to how your web situation works. That's all.
- Peter Parker: If it's personal, I don't wanna, like, pry, but I just think it's cool.
- Peter Parker: I wish I could tell you, but it's like, I don't do it. Like, I don't do breathing. Like, breathing just happens.
- Peter Parker: Whoa.
- Peter Parker: Like, does it just come out of your wrists or... does it come out of anywhere else?
- Peter Parker: Only... only the wrists.
- Peter Parker: You ever have a web block? Cuz I run out of webs all the time. I have to make my own in a lab, and it's hassle compared to what you got.
- Peter Parker: Right, yeah. That sound's like a hassle, yeah. But I did, actually. You said that, I was like, "Oh, I had a web block."
- Peter Parker: Whoa... why?
- Peter Parker: Existential crisis stuff.
- Peter Parker: Yeah, I mean, don't even get me started on that.
- May Parker: [offering him a glass of water] Thirsty?
- Otto Octavius: Well, yes. I am thirsty.
- May Parker: Freshwater or salt? You know, because you're an octopus.
- Otto Octavius: [confused] What?
- May Parker: Freshwater it is.
- Spider-Man: Wait a minute. Is that an Archimedean spiral? The Mirror Dimension is just geometry? You're great at geometry! You can do geometry!
- Spider-Man: Square the radius... divide by pi... at flat points along the curve...
- Doctor Strange: It's over, Parker. I'll come pick you up when it's done.
- Spider-Man: Hey, Strange! You know what's cooler than magic?
- Spider-Man: Math!
- MJ: Does any part of you feel relieved about all this?
- Peter Parker: What do you mean?
- MJ: Now that everyone knows, you don't really have to hide or lie to people.
- Peter Parker: For the record, I never wanted to lie to you. But how can you tell someone that you're Spider-Man?
- Max Dillon: I was whoopin' Spider-Man's ass, he'll tell you! And then, he caused an overload. I was stuck in the grid, absorbing data. I was about to turn into pure energy, and then... oh shit. I was about to die.
- Flint Marko: Where's the box, Peter?
- Peter Parker: Flint! We can help everyone!
- Flint Marko: I don't care!
- Peter Parker: Cast a new spell, only this time, make everyone forget who Peter Parker is. Make everyone forget... me.
- Doctor Strange: No.
- Peter Parker: But it would work, right?
- Doctor Strange: Yeah it would work. But you gotta understand, that would mean everyone who knows and loves you, we... we'd have no memory of you. It would be as though you never existed.
- Peter Parker: I know. Do it.
- Doctor Strange: You'd better go and say your goodbyes, you don't have long.
- Peter Parker: Thank you, sir.
- Doctor Strange: Call me Stephen.
- Peter Parker: Thank you, Stephen.
- Doctor Strange: [chuckles] Yeah. Still feels weird.
- Peter Parker: [smiles and leaves] I'll see you around.
- Doctor Strange: [emotional] So long, kid.