- Tessa: [late for work] Just freaking hold the elevator, please!
- [elevator doors close, and she slaps against them furiously]
- Tessa: Ass-wipe!
- [they open, she enters]
- Tessa: Thank you.
- Trevor: Did you call me an ass-wipe?
- Tessa: Excuse me?
- Trevor: You just called me an ass-wipe.
- Tessa: Uh, no, I didn't.
- Trevor: Yeah, I guess I just imagined it.
- Tessa: Guess so.
- Trevor: You know, I did try to hold the elevator for you.
- Tessa: Sure you were.