2001 Maniacs: Field of Screams (2010)

Trevor Wright: Falcon

Quotes 

• Falcon : All my life I've kept my heart in the closet... Lately, though... my ass keeps sticking out.

• Jerry Schmit : Hey, we can always camp out here. You know, get the girls in thongs, roasting marshmellows...

  Bristol Bush : Whatever.

  Jerry Schmit : It would make for some great footage.

  Tina Sheraton : I don't think so. This place looks way too creepy.

  Rome Sheraton : Yeah, it's makes Biscuit's hair stand up.

  K-Jay : That would be the Formaldehyde, babe.

  Falcon : Dude, respect.

  Bristol Bush : For once, I agree with the debutantes. Let's just get out of here.

• Falcon : Dude, did I ever tell you about the time I totally fucked my babysitter?

  K-Jay : Bro, I thought you said your uncle was your babysitter.

  Falcon : [beat]  Uh... never mind.