Saturday Night Live: The Best of Saturday TV Funhouse (2006 TV Special)

Stephen Colbert: Ace, Various Voices

Quotes 

• Ace : It's a real honor to stand here erect on this stage.

  Gary : What a thrill!

  Ace : When I think of all the great cast members in Saturday Night Live's history, it seems hard to pick a favorite.

  Gary : It does!

  Ace : But mine has to be Jimmy Fallon.

  Gary : Mine too!

• Ace : God, Jimmy makes me laugh hard.

  Gary : Achingly hard!

  Ace : I can feel my body throbbing with laughter when I watch him.

  Gary : It's fun!

• Ace : Tell us, what's Jimmy Fallon like?

  Gary : Is this where he would have snacks?

  Maya : Eh, this is where we all grab a snack.

  Gary : What would Jimmy snack on?

  Ace : What does Jimmy like to put in his mouth?

  Chris : Ehm... all kinds of things.

  Gary : Wow!

• Gary : [still talking about Jimmy Fallon]  How does he get that bed-head look?

  Ace : Does he have a bed in his dressing room?

  Gary : I wish he could give me that head!

  Ace : Gary, you can't just get that kind of head from Jimmy, you've got to earn it.

• Ace : [Kristen Wiig and Kenan Thompson walk in on Ace and Gary wrestling Jason Sudeikis and Andy Samberg]  Turns out these two are ok. Jason here wrestled in college...

  Gary : And Andy's the guy from the Internet video.

  Kenan : Yeah, yeah, yeah, Lazy Sunday.

  Ace : No, not that one. It was one with Andy and a burly Park Ranger. They were caught in a blizzard.

  Gary : And they have to share a sleeping bag.

  Kristen : That's not the internet video Andy was in.

  Gary : Oh, it's him alright. We recognized the back of his head.