- David Spade: [getting a tattoo done by Sean Penn] You're hurting me.
- Sean Penn: Yeah, that's what I came here for.
- Vin Diesel: That's why I do all my own stunts. You know on 'The Chronicles of Riddick' I fought fire monsters.
- David Spade: Yes, I know, eh, Vin, we all read that in 'Who Cares' magazine.