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[after Dr. Cox announced that J.D. and Elliot are both gonna be chief resident]
J.D. : Uh... What now?
Dr. Cox : Well, I figure with her being ridiculously booksmart to the point where she has almost no interpersonal skills and you being warm and cuddly as an unpotty-trained labradoodle and about as useful in high-stress medical situations as an unpotty-trained labradoodle, together the two of you would make one barely passable doctor... slash labradoodle...
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J.D. : No, no. I totally understand. Come on, you did what you had to do. You went with your gut; Elliot's a great doctor. I do have three questions, though: Why do you hate me when I show you nothing but love? Who's gonna tell my mom? And what the hell am I supposed to do with ten thousand "John Dorian, Chief Resident" business cards?
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J.D. : Hey, when Elliot asked you if she could run for chief resident and you said "why not," that was just a goof, right?
Dr. Elliot Reid : Dr. Cox. Ran all those tests on Mr. Landisman.
Dr. Cox : Top-notch work, there, Barbie! She's good! She's very, very, very good! Now, sorry, where were we?
J.D. : I am a medical professional, and you are not gonna get me to compete with Elliot.
Dr. Cox : Well, Jo-Jo, right now she's winning.
J.D. : Let me know how to get back on top. I'll do anything, even if it means I have to kill somebody!
Dr. Cox : Well, you could start by getting the lightbulb out of this genius's pooper. Impress me.
J.D. : Oh, I'll impress you!
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Dr. Elliot Reid : Yes, I'm happy! But I'd be happier if I didn't have to share the job with such a jerk!
J.D. : Elliot. I can hear you.
Dr. Molly Clock : You guys, the situation would be perfect for my study.
J.D. : Oh, no.
Dr. Molly Clock : Don't worry, Johnny. Everyone's gonna be anonymous, I'm only using initials. You'll be "J.D."
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Dr. Elliot Reid : Don't worry, I just came to check on my patients.
J.D. : Do whatever you want, just don't come over to my area.
Dr. Elliot Reid : You couldn't pay me to come over to your area.
J.D. : Well, I wouldn't pay you.
Dr. Elliot Reid : Well, you don't have enough money.
J.D. : It just so happens I have a rich uncle who'd do anything for me, but I'd never call in that favor just to pay you to come over to my area!
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J.D. : The best thing about this place is that when someone's really in trouble, all the pettiness melts away
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J.D. : Can you imagine us trying to do that three years ago?
Dr. Elliot Reid : [laughing] I know. Remember our first code?
J.D. : Well, I remember hiding in a supply closet.
Dr. Elliot Reid : That's the one
J.D. : [narrating] Ultimately, conflict is resolved by remembering why you were friends in the first place.
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J.D. : I miss this. This, like, hanging out, you know?
Dr. Elliot Reid : Me too.
J.D. : We should go get coffee.
Dr. Elliot Reid : We're having coffee.
J.D. : No, no, I mean like, like outside coffee - real world coffee.The point is, we should... hang out outside the hospital sometime.
Dr. Elliot Reid : J.D., I still need time. I know that's gonna be hard for you because you like to fix everything right way, but... you just do the best you can, okay?
J.D. : Is it fixed now?
Dr. Elliot Reid : Nope.
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J.D. : In the end, though, it doesn't really matter how you get there. As long as you're friends again.
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Dr. Bob Kelso : That young man's father is very important.
Dr. Cox : Don't tell me. He donated a wing.
Dr. Bob Kelso : He donated a wing, a thigh, and a breast.
J.D. : Sir?
Dr. Bob Kelso : Yes, genius, in this metaphor the hospital is a chicken.
J.D. : Please, sir, I totally get that.
[Voice over]
J.D. : How could a hospital be a chicken?
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Dr. Elliot Reid : [at her desk, speaking softly to Molly] Yes, I'm happy. But I'd be happier if I didn't have to share the job with such a jerk!
J.D. : [Cut to a wider angle. J.D. is two feet away, on the other side of the desk] Elliot, I can hear you.
