Zach Braff est crédité comme jouant...
Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian
- Dr. Christopher Turk: You kissed my wife!
- Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian: [J.D.'s narration] I miss the silence.
- Dr. Christopher Turk: Did you like it?
- Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian: Well that's kind of a trick question, Turk. I mean if I say yes, it's like I'm saying: damn dude, your wife is hot & I'd like to get me some of that. But if I say no then I'm all like: yo, I know she's your wife but you can keep that fish-lipped bitty.
- Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian: Dude, who do you think you're talking to? You think you've been the world's greatest husband? Please, I was there when you were flirting with your ex-girlfriend and neglected to tell her you were married. I was there when you tried to hook up with that waitress, the day before you got engaged. And I was definitely there when you hooked up with that nasty ass stripper at Boobies, Boobies, Boobies.
- Dr. Christopher Turk: That wasn't me, that was you!
- Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian: I know but I told her my name was Turk.
- Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian: But hey, thanks for taking the hit on this one.
- Nurse Carla Espinosa: Me? Na-a na-a, you're his best friend, all you have to do is say "I'm sorry", high-five him, and go "DAAAAHHHHH!"
- Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian: Oh but all you have to do is have sex with him and he'll forgive you. If I have sex with him, he'll probably end up madder.