Friends (TV Series)

The One Where Ross Is Fine (2003)

Jennifer Aniston: Rachel Green

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• Ross : [Ross just found out that Joey and Rachel were together and is now drunk]  Ah, love. L-O-V-E love. 'L' is for life. I mean what is life without love?

  [long pause] 

  Rachel : [to Joey]  Oh my god, are we supposed to answer?

  Ross : 'O' is for OH WOW! 'V' is for this very surprising turn of events which i am *still* fine with by the way. 'EEE'

  [squeals] 

  Ross : is for how extreeemeely normal I find it that you two are together and that one day you might get married... and have children of your own...

• Ross : [Rachel, Joey and Charlie are eating fajitas, then Ross enters the scene]  I'd like to make a toast, to Rachel and Joey

  Rachel : Ooyy!

  Ross : And... to *love*.

  [Rachel, Joey and Charlie are about to drink their margaritas] 

  Ross : Ahh, love... l-o-v-e. L is for life, and what is life without love?

  Rachel : [to Joey]  Oh my god, I was supposed to answer?

  Ross : O is for Oh WOW! V is for this very surprising turn of events which I am still fine with, by the way.

  [Rachel, Joey and Charlie are about to drink their margaritas again] 

  Ross : E is for how *extremely* normal I find it that *you* two are together... and that one day you might get married and have children of your own.

  Joey : [awkward silence]  Dude, are you okay?

  Ross : Totally!

  [drinks margarita] 

  Rachel : Ross, you don't seem OK.

  Ross : I'm sorry, it must be the pressure of entertaining. I think everyone would feel better if we had some *flan*!

  Charlie Wheeler : Wait Ross, Ross, I-I have to take off.

  Ross : Nooo!

  Charlie Wheeler : I'm sorry, I have a really early class in the morning, but this has been lovely.

  Ross : Wasn't it? And you thought it would be awkward with Joey and that you never really liked Rachel.

  Charlie Wheeler : *You're on fire*! I'll call you in the morning, ok?

  Ross : OK.

  [goes to kitchen] 

  Charlie Wheeler : Oh God Rachel, what Ross just said, that is-...

  Rachel : Oh!that's ok, girls tend not to like me.

  Charlie Wheeler : Bye.

  Ross : [Ross enters the room with flan]  OK! I guess it's just flan for three! Hey... hey, that rhymed!

  Rachel : You know what Ross? I think we're gonna take of too.

  Ross : Oh, oh... Of course! God, I'm so stupid, you guys are a couple now and you probably just wanna be alone.

  Rachel : No, no, it's just that it's getting late-...

  Ross : Hey, hey, it's fine, it's totally fine. We've got plenty of margaritas, it's all good.

  [oven timer sounds] 

  Ross : I don't even know what that's for.

• Rachel : I'm sorry, this must be so embarrassing.

  Charlie Wheeler : Oh, don't worry. My father is a raging alcoholic.

  [Sarcastically] 

  Charlie Wheeler : Oh, I'm sorry, did I make things awkward?