- Dawn Robbins: [posing for Funboy magazine] Oh, what a drag it is being a famous movie star and so rich. Why doesn't anything exciting ever happen to me?
- Dawn Robbins: [the Dynamic Duo enter through the window] Eek! Oh help, there's, there's guys from outer space.
- Batman: Don't be alarmed, Miss Robbins, we're NOT law-breakers.
- Robin: We're here to protect you, ma'am.
- [the words that Batman spoke in the Batcave, and that Penguin spoke at the penthouse]
- Batman: It's a fiendish, well-laid scheme.
- The Penguin: Well. So this is the end of my fiendish, well-laid plan is it?
- Commissioner Gordon: The origin of the Bat costume, ladies and gentlemen, is simple. As Batman realized when he set out in this crusade, nothing so strikes terror in the criminal mind than the shape and shadow of a huge bat.