The A-Team (TV Series)

When You Comin' Back, Range Rider?: Part 2 (1983)

Dirk Benedict: Templeton 'Faceman' Peck

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Quotes 

• "Hannibal" Smith : You know, this worked great in a movie I once did.

  Face : 'The Giant Gila Monster vs. Billy the Kid', right?

  "Hannibal" Smith : You remember that one?

  Face : Who could forget it?

• "Hannibal" Smith : [to Bus Carter]  We're here to file a grievance against the Carter Railway Line for the Wild Horses of America, Western Devision.

  Face : Not to be confused with the Horse's Butts of America, of which we hear you are a member of long standing.

• Face : [Face and B.A. are tied up together]  Boy, you must be getting real weak if you can't break these puny little ropes

  Face : [B.A. finally breaks out of the ropes and immediately grabs a hold of Face]  Ah, ah, I was just kiddin'

• Face : B.A. stop moving, you're going to rub me raw with these ropes.

  Sgt. Bosco "B.A." Baracus : I ain't moving, the train's moving.

  Face : Oh great, just what we need, an Abbott and Costello joke.

• "Hannibal" Smith : [hears the helicopter]  There's Murdock.

  [picks up a board] 

  Face : B.A.?

  "Hannibal" Smith : Nighty night.

• Face : Now I want every one of you high school dropouts to count to 125 before you even twitch.