The A-Team (TV Series)

One More Time (1983)

Dirk Benedict: Templeton 'Faceman' Peck

Quotes 

• "B.A." Baracus : Where are we?

  Col. John "Hannibal" Smith : Borneo.

  "B.A." Baracus : Where?

  Col. John "Hannibal" Smith : Shhh!

  "Faceman" Peck : Borneo. You know, small island in the Western Pacific Ocean divided between Malaysia, Indonesia and Brunei.

  "B.A." Baracus : Are you sure?

  "Faceman" Peck : Positive. I used to date a geography major.

• Col. John "Hannibal" Smith : The U.S. Military pushed you out of an airplane.

  "Faceman" Peck : That's right, pushed all of us.

  "B.A." Baracus : Hey man, the last thing I remember, we were being detained by the MP's. We all were. And they don't push out no airplane for robbin' no bank of Hanoi!

  Col. John "Hannibal" Smith : 'm afraid they did, when we told them we wouldn't take the mission if you didn't come along. I think they spiked our milk.

  "Faceman" Peck : Yeah, and that's a terrible thing to do to something that baby's drink.

• Rashaad : American commando's illegally in my country without papers? Hehe, this will be an international incident.

  "Faceman" Peck : What do you mean international incident? We heard you had great potato soup and wanted to get some before it was all gone.

• "Faceman" Peck : What about that trial?

  Rashaad : I find you guilty. You will be shot within an hour.