Dirk Benedict credited as playing...
Templeton 'Faceman' Peck
- "B.A." Baracus: Where are we?
- Col. John "Hannibal" Smith: Borneo.
- "B.A." Baracus: Where?
- Col. John "Hannibal" Smith: Shhh!
- "Faceman" Peck: Borneo. You know, small island in the Western Pacific Ocean divided between Malaysia, Indonesia and Brunei.
- "B.A." Baracus: Are you sure?
- "Faceman" Peck: Positive. I used to date a geography major.
- Col. John "Hannibal" Smith: The U.S. Military pushed you out of an airplane.
- "Faceman" Peck: That's right, pushed all of us.
- "B.A." Baracus: Hey man, the last thing I remember, we were being detained by the MP's. We all were. And they don't push out no airplane for robbin' no bank of Hanoi!
- Col. John "Hannibal" Smith: 'm afraid they did, when we told them we wouldn't take the mission if you didn't come along. I think they spiked our milk.
- "Faceman" Peck: Yeah, and that's a terrible thing to do to something that baby's drink.
- Rashaad: American commando's illegally in my country without papers? Hehe, this will be an international incident.
- "Faceman" Peck: What do you mean international incident? We heard you had great potato soup and wanted to get some before it was all gone.