- Barbossa: [Jack and Barbossa see the dead Kraken] Still thinkin' of running, Jack? Think you can outrun the world? You know the problem with being the last of anything, by and by there be none left at all.
- Jack Sparrow: Sometimes things come back mate. We're livin' proof, you and me.
- Barbossa: Aye, but that's a gamble of long odds, ain't it? There's never a guarantee of comin' back. But passin' on, that's dead certain.
- Jack Sparrow: Summoning the brethren court then, is it?
- Barbossa: It's our only hope, lad.
- Jack Sparrow: That's a sad commentary in and of itself.
- Barbossa: The world used to be a bigger place.
- Jack Sparrow: World's still the same. There's just less in it.
- [Barbossa is giving orders and Jack repeats the order]
- Barbossa: What are you doin'?
- Jack Sparrow: What are *you* doin'?
- Barbossa: No, what *are* you doin'?
- Jack Sparrow: What are *you* doin'?
- Barbossa: *No!* What *are* you doin'?
- Jack Sparrow: What are *you* doin'? Captain gives orders on the ship.
- Barbossa: The captain of the ship *is* givin' orders.
- Jack Sparrow: My ship, makes me captain.
- Barbossa: They be my charts!
- Jack Sparrow: Well, that makes you
- [pause]
- Jack Sparrow: chartman.
- Pintel: Stow it! Both of you! That's an order! Understand?
- [Jack and Barbossa stare at him]
- Pintel: Sorry. I just thought with the Captain issue in doubt, I'd throw my name in for consideration, sorry.
- Ragetti: [to Pintel] I'd vote for you.
- Captain Ammand: [about Barbossa] Shoot him!
- Captain Jocard: Cut out his tongue!
- Jack Sparrow: Shoot him and cut out his tongue, then shoot his tongue! And trim that scraggly beard!
- Will Turner: [during the final battle] Will you marry me?
- Elizabeth Swann: I don't think now's the best time!
- Will Turner: Now may be the only time! I love you. I've made my choice. What's yours?
- Elizabeth Swann: Barbossa! Marry us!
- Barbossa: [swordfighting] I'm a little busy at the moment!
- Elizabeth Swann: You will listen to me! LISTEN! The other ships will still be looking to us, to the Black Pearl, to lead, and what will they see? Frightened bilgerats aboard a derelict ship? No, no they will see free men and freedom! And what the enemy will see, they will see the flash of our cannons, and they will hear the ringing of our swords, and they will know what we can do! By the sweat of our brow and the strength of our backs and the courage in our hearts! Gentlemen, hoist the colors!
- Lord Cutler Beckett: [Jack is about to light a cannon that's pointed at the mast] You're mad.
- Jack Sparrow: Thank goodness for that, 'cause if I wasn't this would probably never work.
- [fires the cannon, which catapults him onto his ship, landing safely on his feet behind his crew]
- Jack Sparrow: And that was without even a single drop of rum.
- Jack Sparrow: What? You've seen it all, done it all. Survived. That's the trick isn't it? To survive?
- Captain Teague: It's not just about living forever, Jackie. The trick is still living with yourself forever.
- Will Turner: [to Elizabeth, holding his heart in the Dead Man's Chest] It's always belonged to you. Will you keep it safe?
- Barbossa: There's not been a gatherin' like this in our lifetime.
- Jack Sparrow: And I owe them all money...
- Jack Sparrow: He needs the Pearl. Captain Turner needs the Pearl,
- Jack Sparrow: [to Elizabeth] and you felt guilty,
- Jack Sparrow: [to Barbossa] and you and your Brethren Court.
- Jack Sparrow: Did no one come to save me just because they missed me?
- [Everyone looks around. Pintel, Ragetti, and Jack the Monkey cautiously raise their hands]
- Jack Sparrow: I'm standing over there with them.
- Jack Sparrow: Why should I sail with any of you? Four of you have tried to kill me in the past... one of you succeeded.
- [looks at Elizabeth; Will looks at her; she looks around, guiltily]
- Jack Sparrow: Oh, she's not told you. You'll have loads to talk about while you're here.
- Jack Sparrow: [to Tia Dalma] As for you...
- Tia Dalma: Now, don't tell me you didn't enjoy it at the time.
- Jack Sparrow: Fair enough. You're in.
- [begins going down the line of pirates on the beach]
- Jack Sparrow: [to Ragetti] Don't need you, you scare me. Gibbs, you can come. Marty, Cotton... Cotton's parrot, I'm a little iffy... At least I'll have someone to talk to.
- [to Tai Huang]
- Jack Sparrow: Who are you?
- Tai Huang: Tai Huang. These are my men.
- Jack Sparrow: Where does your allegiance lie?
- Tai Huang: With the highest bidder.
- Jack Sparrow: I have a ship.
- Tai Huang: That makes you the highest bidder.
- Jack Sparrow: Good man. Weigh anchor, all hands! Prepare to make sail!
- [takes out compass]
- Cotton's Parrot: Weigh anchor!
- Barbossa: [pats the charts in his hands] Jack... Which way ya goin', Jack?
- Will Turner: [during the final battle] Elizabeth Swann, do you take me to be your husband?
- Elizabeth Swann: I do.
- Will Turner: Great!
- [more fighting]
- Elizabeth Swann: Will Turner, do you take me to be your wife, in sickness and in health, with health being less likely?
- Will Turner: I do.
- [more fighting]
- Barbossa: As Captain, I now pronounce you...
- [interrupted by fighting]
- Barbossa: You may kiss...
- [more fighting]
- Barbossa: ...You may kiss...
- [more fighting]
- Barbossa: ...JUST KISS!
- Jack Sparrow: I have no sympathy for any of you feculent maggots and no more patience to pretend otherwise. Gentlemen, I wash my hands of this weirdness.
- Captain Jocard: Who is this traitor?
- Barbossa: Not likely one among us.
- Elizabeth Swann: Where's Will?
- Jack Sparrow: Not among us.
- Jack Sparrow: You know, for all that pirates are clever-called, we are an unimaginative lot when it comes to naming things.
- Gibbs: [nods] Aye.
- Jack Sparrow: I once sailed with a geezer lost both his arms and part of his eye.
- Gibbs: What did you call him?
- Jack Sparrow: [pause] Larry.
- Gibbs: Jack! The world needs you back something fierce!
- Will Turner: Cutler Beckett has the heart of Davy Jones, he controls the Flying Dutchman.
- Elizabeth Swann: He's taking over the sea!
- Tia Dalma: The song has already been sung! The brethren court is called!
- Jack Sparrow: I leave you people alone for just a minute and look what happens, everything's gone to pot!
- Jack Sparrow: Cuttlefish. Eh? Let us not, dear friends, forget our dear friends the cuttlefish... flipping glorious little sausages. Pen them up together, and they will devour each other without a second thought... Human nature, in'it? Ooor... fish nature... So yes... we could hold up here, well-provisioned and well-armed, and half of us would be dead within the month! Which seems grim to me any way you slice it! Or... ahh... as my learned colleague so naively suggests, we can release Calypso, and we can pray that she will be merciful... I rather doubt it. Can we, in fact, pretend that she is anything other than a woman scorned, like which fury Hell hath no? We cannot. Res ipsa loquitur, tabula in naufragio, we are left with but one option. I agree with, and I cannot believe the words are coming out of me mouth... Captain Swann. We must fight.
- Captain Chevalle: There has not been a king since the first brethren court, and that is not likely to change!
- Captain Teague: Not likely.
- Elizabeth Swann: Why not?
- Gibbs: Because the pirate king is elected by popular vote...
- Barbossa: ...and each pirate only votes for himself
- Jack Sparrow: I call for a vote.
- [Barbossa rolls his eyes as Captain Teague starts playing the guitar]
- Captain Ammand: I vote for Ammand, the Corsair!
- Captain Chevalle: Captain Chevalle, the penniless Frenchman!
- Mistress Ching: Mistress Ching!
- Captain Jocard: Gentleman Jocard.
- Elizabeth Swann: Elizabeth Swann.
- Barbossa: Barbossa.
- Captain Vallenueva: Villanueva!
- [Captain Teague stops playing his guitar]
- Jack Sparrow: Elizabeth Swann.
- [the court begins to yell]
- Elizabeth Swann: What?
- Jack Sparrow: I know. Curious, isn't it?
- Jack Sparrow: Done?
- Lord Cutler Beckett: Done. Although if I kill you, then I can use the compass to find my way to Shipwreck Cove.
- [raises his gun]
- Lord Cutler Beckett: Cut out the middle man, as it were.
- Jack Sparrow: Without me, you'd arrive at the Cove and find it a fortress, nigh-impregnable, able to withstand a blockade for years. Then you'll be wishing "Oh, if only there was someone I hadn't killed inside, to make sure the pirates come OUTside..."
- Lord Cutler Beckett: And you can do this?
- Jack Sparrow: You may kill me, but you can never insult me. Who am I?
- [Beckett falters, confused]
- Jack Sparrow: [put out] I'm Captain Jack Sparrow!
- Gibbs: Your carriage waits, my lady! The oars are inside.
- [Elizabeth bids her pirate friends farewell]
- Ragetti: 'Bye, poppet.
- Barbossa: MRS. Turner...
- Elizabeth Swann: Jack... it would never have worked between us.
- Jack Sparrow: Keep telling yourself that, darling.
- [Elizabeth steps forward to kiss Jack]
- Jack Sparrow: Once was quite enough!
- Elizabeth Swann: Thank you.
- Elizabeth Swann: [of the Pirate Lords and their crews fighting each other] This is madness.
- Jack Sparrow: This is politics.
- Jack Sparrow: Mr. Gibbs!
- Gibbs: Aye, cap'n?
- Jack Sparrow: You may throw my hat if you wish.
- Gibbs: Aye, AYE!
- [Gibbs throws Jack's hat into the celebrating crowd]
- Gibbs: Hurrah!
- Jack Sparrow: Now go and get it.
- 'Bootstrap' Bill Turner: [to Will] Orders, Captain?
- Will Turner: You're no longer bound to the Dutchman. You're free.
- 'Bootstrap' Bill Turner: Aye. And 'tis a fine thing. But by my reckoning, I've still a debt to pay... if you'll have me.
- Will Turner: [smile] To the wheel, then, Mr. Turner.
- 'Bootstrap' Bill Turner: Aye, Captain Turner.
- [takes the wheel, then notices Will and Elizabeth exchanging sad glances]
- 'Bootstrap' Bill Turner: This ship, it has a duty. And where we are bound, she cannot come. One day at shore... ten years at sea. It's a heavy price for what's been done.
- Will Turner: Depends on the one day.
- [Jack is about to eat a peanut when a shot is heard. He falls to the ground to reveal ANOTHER Jack Sparrow]
- Jack Sparrow: [picking up the peanut] MY peanut!
- Jack Sparrow: [examining the map] Up is down. That's just maddeningly unhelpful. Why are these things never clear?
- Miniature Jack 1: [voice] Clear as mud, Jackie...
- Jack Sparrow: What? Eh?
- Miniature Jack 1: [appearing from Jack's left dreadlocks] Stab the heart.
- Miniature Jack 2: [appearing from Jack's right dreadlocks] Don't stab the heart.
- Jack Sparrow: Come again?
- Miniature Jack 2: The Dutchman must have a captain...
- Jack Sparrow: Well that's even more than less than unhelpful.
- Miniature Jack 1: Sail the seas for eternity.
- Jack Sparrow: [smiling] I love the sea...
- Miniature Jack 2: What about port?
- Jack Sparrow: I prefer rum... Rum's good.
- Miniature Jack 2: Making port, where we can get rum and sultry wenches... once every ten years.
- Miniature Jack 1: What'd he say?
- Jack Sparrow: Once every ten years.
- Miniature Jack 1: Ten years is a long time, mate.
- Jack Sparrow: Even longer, given the deficit of rum.
- Miniature Jack 1: ...But eternity is longer still.
- Miniature Jack 2: And how'll you be spending it? Dead?
- Miniature Jack 1: ...Or not... The Immortal Captain Jack Sparrow.
- Jack Sparrow: Ooh, I like that.
- Miniature Jack 2: [looking out to the sea] Come sunset and it won't matter.
- Jack Sparrow: [realizing] ... Not sunset... Sundown! And Rise... Up!
- Barbossa: You've always run away from a fight!
- Jack Sparrow: I have not!
- Barbossa: You have so!
- Jack Sparrow: Have not!
- Barbossa: Have so!
- Jack Sparrow: Have not!
- Barbossa: Have so!
- Jack Sparrow: Have not!
- Barbossa: You have so and you know it!
- Cabin Boy: [sung] The King and his men stole the Queen from her bed /And bound her in her bones./ The seas be ours and by the powers/ Where we will, we'll roam.
- [joined by other prisoners]
- Cabin Boy: Yo ho, all hands, hoist the colours high/ Heave ho, thieves and beggars, never shall we die!/ Yo ho, haul together, hoist the colours high/ Heave ho, thieves and beggars, never shall we die!
- Lord Cutler Beckett: Jack, I just remembered... I have this magic compass that points to whatever I want. So what do I need YOU for?
- [aims his gun at Sparrow]
- Jack Sparrow: It points to the thing you want the most, and that is NOT Shipwreck Cove.
- Lord Cutler Beckett: Then what is, Jack?
- Jack Sparrow: Me... dead.
- Will Turner: I'm losing her, Jack. Every step I make for my father is a step away from Elizabeth.
- Jack Sparrow: Mate, if you choose to lock your heart away you'll lose it for certain.
- Tia Dalma: My sweet, you've come for me.
- Davy Jones: You were expecting me?
- Tia Dalma: It has been torture, trapped in this single form, cut off from the sea. From all that I love. From you.
- Davy Jones: Ten years, I devoted to the duty you charged me. Ten years, I looked after those who died at sea, and finally, when we could be together again, you weren't there. Why weren't you there?
- Tia Dalma: It is my nature. Would you love me if I was anything but what I am?
- Davy Jones: I do not love you!
- Tia Dalma: Many things you were, Davy Jones, but never cruel. You have corrupted your purpose, and so yourself, and you did hide away what should always have been mine!
- [turns him to his untentacley human form]
- Davy Jones: [caressing her face] Calypso.
- Tia Dalma: I will be free, and when I am, I will give you my heart, and we will be together always... but if only you had a heart to give.
- [turns him to his tentacley monstrous form]
- Tia Dalma: [his crab claw arm reaches out and chokes her] Why did you come?
- Davy Jones: [unable to pull his arm back through the bars, he walks through them] And what fate have you planned for your captors?
- Tia Dalma: [angrily] The brethren court? All of them, the last thing they will learn in this life is how cruel I can be.
- [Jones turns to leave]
- Tia Dalma: And what of your fate, Davy Jones?
- Davy Jones: [turns back] My heart will always belong to you.
- [he leaves]
- Tia Dalma: [smiles softly to herself as she hugs the bars]
- Davy Jones: [upon seeing Elizabeth on the ship] Harridan! You'll see no mercy from me!
- Elizabeth Swann: That's why I brought this.
- [drawing her sword to fight]
- Davy Jones: [Will stabs Davy Jones with a sword from behind] Missed! Did you forget, I'm a heartless wretch!
- Davy Jones: [seeing Will looking at Elizabeth] Ah, love; a dreadful bond, and yet, so easily severed. Tell me, William Turner: do you fear death?
- Jack Sparrow: Do you?
- Davy Jones: [Turns to see Jack holding the heart]
- Jack Sparrow: Heady tonic, holding life and death in the palm of one's hand.
- Davy Jones: [sneering] You've a cruel mind, Jack Sparrow.
- Jack Sparrow: Cruel is a matter of perspective.
- Pintel: Those aren't pieces of eight. They're just pieces of junk!
- Gibbs: Aye, the original plan was to use nine Pieces of Eight to bind Calypso, but when the first court met the Brethren were, to a one, skint broke.
- Pintel: So change the name!
- Gibbs: What, to "Nine Pieces of Whatever We Happen To Have in Our Pockets At The Time"? Oh yes, that sounds very piratey!
- Officer: Which ship do we follow?
- Lord Cutler Beckett: Signal the Dutchman to track down Sao Feng. We follow the Pearl. How soon can we have the ship ready to pursue?
- Officer: [Officer looks back towards a cracking sound, and watches as the large mast falls down. He looks toward the Black Pearl admiringly] Do you think he plans it all out, or just makes it up as he goes along?
- [Teague beckons forth the dog with the keys, last left on the cannibal island]
- Ragetti: Is that... can't be.
- Pintel: How?
- Captain Teague: Sea turtles, mate.
- [Jack is ushered into Cutler Beckett's study]
- Lord Cutler Beckett: [gazing out a window] Curious. Your friends appear to be quite desperate, Jack. Perhaps they no longer believe that a gathering of squabbling pirates can defeat the Flying Dutchman. And so despair leads to betrayal. And you and I are no strangers to betrayal, are we, Jack?
- [Jack, who has been looking through various containers, stops and glances at a P mark on his arm]
- Lord Cutler Beckett: [turning to face Sparrow] It's not here, Jack.
- Jack Sparrow: What? What isn't?
- Lord Cutler Beckett: The Heart of Davy Jones is safely aboard the Dutchman, and so unavailable for use as leverage to satisfy your debt to the good Captain.
- Jack Sparrow: By my reckoning, that debt has been settled.
- Lord Cutler Beckett: By your death... yet here you are.
- Jack Sparrow: Close your eyes and pretend it's all a bad dream. That's how I get by.
- Jack Sparrow: [as the real Jack escapes the brig] I miss him already
- Jack Sparrow: He was quite charming, wasn't he?
- Jack Sparrow: NOBODY MOVE! I've dropped me brain.
- Lord Cutler Beckett: [during parlay] Advise your brethren. You can fight, and all of you will die... or you can not fight, in which case only most of you will die.
- Elizabeth Swann: You murdered my father.
- Lord Cutler Beckett: He chose his own fate.
- Elizabeth Swann: And you have chosen yours. We will fight. And you will die.
- Will Turner: I need the Pearl to free my father. That's the only reason I came on this voyage.
- Elizabeth Swann: You never told me any of this!
- Will Turner: [pointedly] It was my burden to bear...
- Jack Sparrow: How's mum?
- [Captain Teague holds up a decayed shrunken head]
- Jack Sparrow: [revolted] ... She looks great.
- [in the Dutchman's brig, Elizabeth searches for Will's father]
- 'Bootstrap' Bill Turner: [embedded in the wall of the Dutchman] You know my name...
- Elizabeth Swann: Yes. I know your son...
- 'Bootstrap' Bill Turner: My son... William!
- [He tears himself out of the wall, to Elizabeth's fright]
- 'Bootstrap' Bill Turner: [laughing with joy] He's alive! Will's alive! He survived the Kraken, me boy, and he's sent you to tell me he's coming to save me! God's wounds, he's on his way!
- Elizabeth Swann: Yes, Will is alive. And he wants to help you.
- [Bootstrap's smile fades]
- 'Bootstrap' Bill Turner: He can't help me. He won't come.
- [points a finger at Elizabeth]
- 'Bootstrap' Bill Turner: I know you. He spoke of you. He won't save me, he can't come because of you!
- Elizabeth Swann: Because of ME?
- 'Bootstrap' Bill Turner: You're Elizabeth. He who stabs the heart of the Captain must take over as Captain. Dutchman must always have a captain. And if he saves me, he loses you. He won't pick me - I wouldn't pick me! Tell him not to come. Tell him to stay away. Tell him it's too late. I'm part of the ship... part of the ship, part of the crew...
- [climbs back into the ship]
- Elizabeth Swann: Bootstrap...
- 'Bootstrap' Bill Turner: [his memory apparently wiped] You know my name... my son, he's coming to save me. You wait and see...