- Jack Houriskey: Why?
- David Abbott: Because I love her. I love her.
- [looks at Elizabeth]
- David Abbott: I do. I love you.
- Elizabeth Masterson: [taken aback and smiling] No one's ever said that to me before.
- Elizabeth Masterson: David?
- David Abbott: What?
- Elizabeth Masterson: Tell him thank you.
- David Abbott: We're really grateful, Jack.
- Jack Houriskey: I'm not doin' it for you.
- David Abbott: Oh. Then why are you doing it?
- Jack Houriskey: Because someday, trust me, I'm gonna need help movin' a body, and when that day comes, I don't wanna hear any shit from you.
- David Abbott: Darryl!
- Darryl: Dude!
- David Abbott: Yeah.
- Darryl: Whoa, whoa, whoa, the spirit's with you, isn't it? Can't bring that thing in here. What're you thinking, bro?
- David Abbott: Listen, man, you were right about her. She's alive.
- Darryl: Righteous.
- David Abbott: But she's in a coma and her family's gonna take her off of life support.
- Darryl: Not so righteous. So, what, are you guys socializing now?
- David Abbott: We've... acclimated.
- Darryl: Yeah, I can tell. In fact, I'm sensing some intense feelings she has for YOU, bro.
- David Abbott: Really?
- Elizabeth Masterson: No, I don't.
- Darryl: Ooo, major red aura. SOMEBODY's embarrassed.
- Elizabeth Masterson: I think I know what my unfinished business is.
- David Abbott: What?
- Elizabeth Masterson: You.
- Jack Houriskey: [in the process of stealing Elizabeth's body, David punches out Brett] Oh, God, David, the felonies just keep pilin' up!
- Elizabeth Masterson: How do I know you?
- David Abbott: Maybe from your dreams
- [flashback]
- Elizabeth Masterson: It wasn't a dream
- David Abbott: No
- [they kiss]
- Maitre D': Whats wrong with him?
- Elizabeth Masterson: It's a tension pneumothorax
- David Abbott: I think it's a tension nemothaxer.
- Elizabeth Masterson: Pneumothorax.
- David Abbott: Nuemathaxer!
- Elizabeth Masterson: Pneumothorax!
- David Abbott: Numa-numathurman.
- Elizabeth Masterson: Never mind
- David Abbott: Never mind!
- Elizabeth Masterson: So, we have an address, a dry cleaning ticket and a book of matches. You know what that means?
- David Abbott: We could start a very small fire?
- David Abbott: Okay. Fine. I was wasted but, still, I shouldn't be seeing some little blonde control freak running around my apartment.
- Elizabeth Masterson: [after remembering that she was a doctor] I may have been a lonely, homewrecking whore, but I saved lives!
- Darryl: You have got to let her go, dude
- David Abbott: How can I when she won't leave?
- Darryl: Not your spirit girl. I'm talkin' about the other one. The one you're keepin' in here. That's what's really haunting you, isn't it?
- Elizabeth Masterson: Why is she wearing workout clothes? I mean, if you were gonna work out in the middle of the day - which is basically the only reason to be wearing workout clothes - do you really need a push up bra? The whole point is to strap 'em down, not push 'em up
- David Abbott: You know what? You're not coming with me any more!
- Elizabeth Masterson: Why? Something might jog my memory.
- David Abbott: Too bad. You're like an AM radio that someone shoved in my head and I can't turn off.
- Elizabeth Masterson: You don't think she was completely unclassy and predatory?
- David Abbott: Those happen to be two of men's favorite things.
- Elizabeth Masterson: Why don't you just date a pit bull?
- David Abbott: Maybe I will.
- Abby Brody: What are you doing?
- Zoe Brody: We're looking for the stick.
- Abby Brody: What stick?
- Zoe Brody: You always said she had a stick up her...
- Abby Brody: Stop it! Come on. TV's going to become a very dim memory to you two.
- Elizabeth Masterson: You had no idea she was naked on your bed?
- David Abbott: No.
- Elizabeth Masterson: You're wondering what she looks like.
- David Abbott: No I'm not.
- Elizabeth Masterson: A little?
- David Abbott: Not enough to... to go look.
- Elizabeth Masterson: Tell you what: I'll do a little recon for ya.
- David Abbott: Please don't!
- Elizabeth Masterson: Don't worry, I'm a doctor.
- David Abbott: Let me ask you, <has anything, uh, dramatic happened to you recently?
- Elizabeth Masterson: Like what?
- David Abbott: I don't know, like... DYING maybe?
- Elizabeth Masterson: I think if you could ever really touch me, I might wake up from all of this.
- [David and Elizabeth try to touch their hands together]
- David Abbott: You're-you're not dead. You're alive.
- Elizabeth Masterson: I know, David, but I'm in a coma. This is not good.
- David Abbott: Well, it's way better than dead.
- David Abbott: Your sister really wouldn't sign those papers, would she?
- Elizabeth Masterson: I don't know. I hope not. Won't even matter if I don't wake up soon. My brain activity's decreasing every day.
- David Abbott: Well maybe that's not such a bad thing. You're kind of a smarty-pants. No, it'll bring you down to my level.
- Darryl: Yo, do you have like a diet anything? I'm like 99.9% parched here. Could really use a CO-la.
- David Abbott: Uh, I-I'd like to help but I... I have dinner plans.
- Katrina: Well, I got dessert.
- Elizabeth Masterson: I just threw up in my mouth.
- Elizabeth Masterson: Abby, I'm completely capable of meeting men on my own.
- Abby Brody: I know, honey. I'd just like you to meet one who's not bleeding
- Elizabeth Masterson: All right, I'll have you know I've already had two marriage proposals today
- Mr. Clarke: Marry me
- Elizabeth Masterson: Yes, Mr. Clarke. Yes, of course. Make that THREE.
- Father Flanagan: [while splashing holy water on the wood floor] The power of Christ compels you! The power of Christ compels you!
- Elizabeth Masterson: [to David] He can't even see me.
- David Abbott: [to Flanagan] A little more left!
- Elizabeth Masterson: [to David] You're mopping that up.
- Darryl: Can't you feel that, man? There's, like, this this cancer-causing ray of spirit-hate searing right towards your body.
- David Abbott: I'm... I'm sorry that I said you're dead. Maybe you're not dead. Maybe you're just very... light.
- David Abbott: Well, I don't think your sister's a very spiritual person.
- Elizabeth Masterson: She's just bein' a good mom, tryin' to keep her kids away from a crazy guy.
- Jack Houriskey: Stop swimming around in your own mind. That is a dangerous neighborhood that you should not go into alone.
- Elizabeth Masterson: I guess you got my job.
- Brett Rushton: Yeah. I think I've earned it. I deserve it.
- Elizabeth Masterson: Is it everything you thought it would be?
- Brett Rushton: It is.
- [she realizes he's talking on the phone]
- Brett Rushton: And it's time to upgrade from the 330 to the 740. I'm goin' to the dealer tonight.
- [phone rings]
- Brett Rushton: Oh, hold on. It's Walsh. I have to take this. Hello? Really? You want me to do it?. No, but... Sure, of course I can.
- [hangs up]
- Brett Rushton: Dude, did you know I can get a built-in jack for my iPod?
- Elizabeth Masterson: Did you know there's people out there dying? I'm in a coma, have you noticed?
- Brett Rushton: I know. Sweet!
- Elizabeth Masterson: [looking through a door at Katrina who is naked off-screen] Ooo! She's got a tattoo on her ass. It says "all aboard."
- David Abbott: Really?
- Elizabeth Masterson: In three languages.
- Mr. Clarke: [walks up to Elizabeth] Will you marry me?
- Elizabeth Masterson: Of course, Mr. Clarke...
- [sees that he is naked]
- Elizabeth Masterson: ...but first we need to find you a robe.
- Katrina: Yeah, I think there was somebody up there - oh, but she was, like, totally antisocial, you know?
- Elizabeth Masterson: Okay, maybe we weren't CLOSE friends.
- Katrina: Kind of like a cat lady but without any cats, right?
- Elizabeth Masterson: Okay, I think we're done here.
- David Abbott: [Elizabeth's ghost is disappearing, she is about to die] Help her! Elizabeth! No! Elizabeth!
- David Abbott: I've told her to walk to the light. She won't do it
- Elizabeth Masterson: That's because there is no light. God, you're infuriating!
- Brett Rushton: Did you know your sister's opinion about artificially prolonging life?
- Abby Brody: No
- Brett Rushton: She was against it.
- Abby Brody: Really?
- Elizabeth Masterson: Okay, that was before. I am completely for it now.
- Brett Rushton: Honestly, most in our profession feel that way.
- Elizabeth Masterson: Not me! I'm perfectly happy.
- David Abbott: [trying to explain how he knows Elizabeth] Uh, we were... romantic... with each other.
- Fran: What do you mean?
- David Abbott: You know, boyfriend and girlfriend.
- Fran: [laughs] I know what... "romantic" means...
- Elizabeth Masterson: S'there anything I can do to make you feel more comfortable today?
- Mr. Clarke: Marry me?
- Elizabeth Masterson: Wow.
- Mr. Clarke: Oh, I have my own bus pass.
- Elizabeth Masterson: Well, then how could I refuse? Lemme just call my sister and see if I can borrow her dress, okay? You sit tight.
- Elizabeth Masterson: [to Nurse Jenny] Keep an eye on my fiancé and let's decrease his morphine drip.
- David Abbott: It's not my fault you're the way you are. I just want you out of my house.
- Elizabeth Masterson: YOU get out!
- David Abbott: Whoa!
- [she tries to shove him but passes through him and falls through the wall, screaming as she falls to the pavement below]
- David Abbott: Rest in peace.
- [he turns around to see her standing there]
- David Abbott: Oh!
- Elizabeth Masterson: I'm not leaving.
- David Abbott: You saved lives.
- Elizabeth Masterson: Yeah... including my own. I saved my life... for later. I just... I never thought there wouldn't be a later.
- [first lines]
- Nurse Maria: Elizabeth...
- Elizabeth Masterson: How long was I out?
- Nurse Maria: Um, about six minutes.
- Elizabeth Masterson: Thanks. I'll be right there.
- Nurse Maria: Okay, I'll be outside.
- Grace: [while visiting an Asian arranged apartment] This place is heaven. It's been photographed for magazines.
- David Abbott: Yeah, uh, I-I think I told you I was gonna need something furnished.
- Grace: Well, it IS furnished.
- David Abbott: Where's the couch?
- Elizabeth Masterson: Oh my. This is more serious than I thought
- Elizabeth Masterson: Go away. You don't exist!
- Elizabeth Masterson: All right, I'm gonna ask you a series of questions. I want you to answer honestly. Has your recent alcohol consumption increased?
- David Abbott: Yeah. So?
- Elizabeth Masterson: So are you hearing voices or seeing things that aren't quite real to you?
- David Abbott: As a matter of fact, yeah
- Elizabeth Masterson: Well, then, have you recently sought counsel from a mental health care professional?
- David Abbott: What? How do you know that? Stay away from me.
- Elizabeth Masterson: You often feel paranoid, like people are out to get you?
- David Abbott: Why you asking so many questions?
- Elizabeth Masterson: I'll take that as a yes. Listen to me. You have fantasized, quite convincingly, that you've rented an apartment that, in fact, belongs to somebody else. Pick up that pillow. Pick it up. It's okay. There's a small red stain on the back where I once spilled cherry cough syrup. Yes, that's it. How else would I know that? Or the fact that these sheets that you're now soiling are from Nordstrom. I still have the receipt. It's in that drawer right there. Open it up and check. I think you need to come to terms with the fact that you may be mentally ill
- David Abbott: Really?
- David Abbott: You ate here a lot?
- Elizabeth Masterson: No.
- David Abbott: No.
- Elizabeth Masterson: I never did. I remember looking in that window and wishing I could eat in here.
- David Abbott: What, were you a homeless street urchin?
- Elizabeth Masterson: [tries to pick up the phone, but her hand passes right through it] What'd you do to my phone?
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