It's All Gone Pete Tong (2004)

Mike Wilmot: Max Haggar

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• Max Hagger : I think what he's trying to say is even though he feels that he has nothing to prove to you, he'd be happy to prove anything you want, to you.

• Frankie Wilde : I once stole 500 quid from your wallet in the studio.

  Max Hagger : Well, it's only money. No big deal.

  Frankie Wilde : And it was me who stuck that scaf bar through the windscreen of your Merc. It wasn't that Asian kid.

  Max Hagger : Well, he's probably out now anyways, so, no harm done.

• Max Hagger : I've heard some stories. This guy supposedly saw him in New York wearing a garbage bag for a hat and shoeboxes on his feet and he had a rock, and he was trying to eat it like a sandwich.

• Max Hagger : You're talking like a 95 year old war vet. Frank, you need professional help.

• Max Hagger : [to Frankie and girlfriend Penelope]  See, deaf people hate their ears. Right?