The Weather Man (2005)

Gemmenne de la Peña: Shelly

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• Shelly : These fucking crutches are too long.

  Dave Spritz : What did you say?

  Noreen : Shelly!

  [turns to Dave] 

  Noreen : Well, what were you doing?

  Dave Spritz : It was a picnic.

  Noreen : [referring to Shelly]  And she tore something?

  Dave Spritz : ACL. MCL.

  Noreen : Which?

  Dave Spritz : [after a slight pause]  Both.

  Noreen : Dave!

  Dave Spritz : Well, we didn't go bungee jumping! It was a fucking potato-sack race!

  Noreen : That's where she got it.

  Dave Spritz : What?

  Noreen : "Fucking" this. "Fucking" that.

  Dave Spritz : No, I never said that around her.

  Noreen : You don't know you have, Dave, because you don't pay attention!

  Dave Spritz : Fuck that.

• Dave Spritz : You know when I was in school, I guess the hardest thing was how other kids can be a little mean. . names, and stuff. Do you ever get called names?

  Shelly : Like what?

  Dave Spritz : I don't know - like, dummy if you miss a question. . or, camel toe?

  Shelly : Yeah... camel toe.

  Dave Spritz : Do you know why?

  Shelly : Why, what?

  Dave Spritz : Why you get called camel toe. .

  Shelly : Yeah.

  Dave Spritz : Why hun?. .

  Shelly : Because, camel toes are tough. They can walk all over the desert and all the hot rocks. I'm tough.

  Dave Spritz : That's right. It's because they're tough. Ready to shop again? . .

  Shelly : I think they make car tires out of camel toes.

• Shelly : I heard they make tires out of camel toes.