Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas (2004 Video Game)

Peter Fonda: The Truth

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Quotes 

• Carl Johnson : Can you shoot?

  The Truth : Shoot? I'm a hippie. The only thing I've shot is acid. I heard of a dude snorted it once. Thought his nose was a kangaroo and the moon was a dog! WOOH!

• Carl Johnson : [the Truth has handed Carl a rocket launcher]  Holy Motherfucker! Where'd you get this!

  The Truth : I found it in a bail of Thai sticks. Shame really, I was going to make it into a lamp.

• [on their way to San Fierro] 

  The Truth : Carl, do you know how many satellites the government has in space?

  Carl Johnson : No. How many?

  The Truth : Twenty-three. Do you know how many biblical artifacts the government is keeping at the Pentagon?

  Carl Johnson : No.

  The Truth : Twenty-three. Don't you see a pattern here?

  Carl Johnson : Man I'm seeing patterns all over the place! Get that smoke out my face.

• [as a black van pulls out of a hospital] 

  The Truth : Don't look! Quick! Think of a yellow, rubber duck!

• [after watching a black van drive by them] 

  Carl Johnson : C'mon, dude, what's all that about?

  The Truth : You don't want to know.

  Carl Johnson : Why?

  The Truth : Do you know what a sub-dermal neurophone is?

  Carl Johnson : A what?

  The Truth : Exactly. Sometimes its best to stay in the dark, kid.

• [during a cell phone conversation] 

  The Truth : Carl...

  Carl Johnson : Who is this?

  The Truth : It's me. The Truth.

  Carl Johnson : Who?

  The Truth : Perfection. They said you were a moron.

• Carl Johnson : Look, what was going on, Truth? Who was them dudes?

  Jethro : Don't go that way!

  The Truth : Listen to Jethro. Now what if I told you, we never went to the moon, JFK lives in Scotland with Janis Joplin and the only reason we've been in a Cold war for the last 45 years was because snake-headed aliens run the oil business?

  Carl Johnson : I'd think you popped another microdot.

  The Truth : Good, keep it that way.

• Jethro : Does a polar bear shit in the woods?

  The Truth : No, but they've been known to shit in the liquor tent.

• Carl Johnson : [mission: Wear Flowers in Your Head]  Look, what's going on, Truth? Who was them dudes?

  Jethro : Don't go there, man.

  The Truth : Listen to Jethro. Now, what if I told you we never went to the moon. JFK lives in Scotland with Janis Joplin, and the only reason we've been in a cold war for the last forty-five years was because snake-headed aliens run the oil business?

  Carl Johnson : I think you popped another microdot.

  The Truth : Good. Keep it that way.