Will Arnett credited as playing...
Horst
- Colette: Horst has done time.
- Linguini: What for?
- Colette: No one know for sure. He changes the story every time you ask him.
- [Horst is shown telling his story at different times]
- Horst: I defrauded a major corporation.
- Horst: I robbed the second-largest bank in France using only a ball-point pen.
- Horst: I created a hole in the ozone over Avignon.
- Horst: I killed a man... with *this* thumb!
- Mustafa: [panicked] Someone has asked what is new!
- Horst: New?
- Mustafa: Yes! What do I tell them?
- Horst: Well, what *did* you tell them?
- Mustafa: I told them I would ask!
- Skinner: What are you blathering about?
- Horst: Customers are asking what is new!
- Mustafa: What should I tell them?
- Skinner: What *did* you tell them?
- Mustafa: [exasperated] I TOLD THEM I WOULD ASK!
- Skinner: This is simple. Just pull out an old Gusteau recipe, something we haven't made in a while...
- Mustafa: They know about the old stuff. They like Linguini's soup.
- Skinner: They are asking for food from LINGUINI?
- Larousse: Hey, boss, look who it is! Alfredo Linguini! Renata's little boy! All grown up, eh? You remember Renata. Gusteau's old flame?
- Skinner: Ah, yes. How are you, uh...
- Larousse: Linguini.
- Skinner: Yes, Linguini, so nice of you to visit. How is, uh...?
- Linguini: My mother?
- Skinner: Yes...
- Larousse: Renata.
- Skinner: Yes, Renata. How is she?
- Linguini: Good... well, not... good... She's been better. She's, uh... she...
- Horst: She died.
- Skinner: [attempting to care] Oh, uh, I'm sorry.
- Linguini: Well, don't be. She believed in Heaven, so she's covered... you know, afterlife-wise? Uh...
- [clumsily gives Skinner a letter]
- Skinner: What is this?
- Linguini: She left it for you. I think she hoped it would help... me. You know, get a job... Here?