- Calvin Gabriel: My trusty old Sunday school Bible.
- [pointing to the cover]
- Calvin Gabriel: And I got this nice little snake sticker for memorizing the books of the New Testament.
- Calvin Gabriel: Uhh... we've also experimented with duct taping shrapnel to the outside... and, as far as it's effectiveness, uhh... we can't say anything because we're not testing any of them and we won't be using them until Zero Day.
- Calvin Gabriel: So if you really wanna know you might wanna... ask a survivor.
- Andre Kriegman: For years I've been tormented by all you assholes, okay. I was called a faggot for walking down the hall in school in a shirt that came from fucking JCPenney. It's a fucking shirt! Who the fuck cares?