Wonderfalls (2004)

Tyron Leitso: Eric Gotts

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Quotes 

• Jaye : I guess I thought if I could just get my sister laid the little wax lion might just shutup.

  Eric : The wax lion wanted your sister to have sex?

  Jaye : I'm assuming.

  Eric : Does the little wax lion ever tell you to burn things or hurt people?

  Jaye : I bet he's working up to that...

• [waiting for the 2 birds to mate] 

  Aaron Tyler : They're not doing anything.

  Penelope : They will. Be patient. We've created the perfect mating evironment.

  Mahandra McGinty : You don't suppose they're waiting for the five giants to stop leering at them, do you?

  Jaye : She's toying with him. Look at her. What a tease.

  Eric : Seems like she's ignoring him.

  Jaye : It's a ploy. She's making him want her more. That way he won't see it coming when she bites his head off.

  Penelope : Birds don't do that. Although in some species of praying mantis, the female eats the male headfirst during mating.

  Jaye : God! Love can be cruel.

  Eric : ...and beautiful.

  Jaye : ...but cruel. I mean, I'm not saying it's her fault. She can't help what she is. But look at that beak. It was made for pecking.

  Penelope : That's the male.

  Jaye : Whatever! Point is, the only thing endangered here is Humphrey's heart. God. Why doesn't he just run? Run, Humphrey, run!

• Eric : I'd like to return these.

  Jaye : Are they broken? 'Cause we sell a lot of crap here.

• Eric : Are you vaguely aware of how old you are right now?

• Jaye : What if we're too late? What if he's already beat her to death with a bag of oranges for withholding trick money?

  Eric : Well, if she had any trick money I don't think she'd be living in a barrel. I know I wouldn't be.

  Jaye : Yes, but maybe she's just a lazy whore. That happens, right? They can't all have hearts of gold and good work ethics.