50 First Dates (2004)

Lusia Strus: Alexa

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• Alexa : I am grouchy due to lack of recent physical intimacy.

  Henry : Oooo...

  Alexa : Shut up, because here comes one-time only opportunity. What I will do now is go into your office and become naked.

  [Jocko the seal gives a disgusted growl] 

  Alexa : Next move is up to you. I may not be as limber as I once was... but yeah, I make up for it with enthusiasm and willingness to experiment.

  [Snaps her neck] 

  Henry : I don't know if you realize, I'm not into guys.

• Alexa : Henry, come quickly, it's Jocko!

  Henry : Alexa, get me two fish from the barrel

  Alexa : He's not responding.

  Henry : [fishslaps Alexa]  Calm down. I'm gonna try to get him breathing manually so I need your face next to his mouth to see it if's working. Are you ready? 1, 2, 3!

  Alexa : Nothing, nothing.

  Henry : Alright. I'm gonna try it one more time. One... two... three!

  [Jocko the walrus pukes on Alexa] 

  Henry : Yikes, that's a lot of vomit!

  Alexa : This is why I got into this business, to save sea animals.

  Henry : [High-fives Jocko]  Yeah, buddy. I knew you were gonna burp but the vomit thing was awesome! That's what she gets for eating my roast beef sandwich.

• Henry : Let me ask you something, Alexa. If you made a promise to a girl's dad that you would not see her anymore... would you consider that like a binding promise?

  Alexa : Absolutely.

  Henry : Yeah?

  Alexa : But then again, there are always ways around such things.

  Henry : Like?

  Alexa : For example. If I promised a woman's father I would not see her... I would simply shut my eyes, while she serviced my manhood.

  [Jocko the walrus, slaps his face] 

  Henry : That's actually a cool way to look at it. And a very gross way.

  [Alexa's smile drops] 

• Henry : I need you to get me two fish from the barrel. Now.

  Alexa : Okay.

  Henry : Just hang in there.

  Alexa : Here.

  Henry : It's gonna be alright. That's a little warm. Go to the bottom of the barrel please. Okay, there. That's good. Thank you. Come on, buddy. Take it. Take it.

  Alexa : He's not responding!

  Henry : I know, Alexa! Sorry I smacked you with that. You needed the fish-slap to calm down. Do you understand?

  Alexa : Yes.

  Henry : Are you calm?

  Alexa : Yes. Fish-slap calm me.

• Alexa : [to Henry]  I guess I prefer sausage to taco.