The Italian Job (2003)

Terrelle Jones: Kid On Left

Quotes 

• [Lyle arrives on his motorcycle. He has trouble on the bike, though] 

  Charlie Croker : [when meeting Charlie's crew for the first time]  That's Lyle. He's my computer genius. You know he's who really invented Napster? At least that's how Lyle tells it. Said Shawn Fanning was his roommate in college and stole his idea.

  [We see a flashback of Fanning stealing a Floppy disk from a napping Lyle] 

  Charlie Croker : I think it's his first time riding that bike, though.

  Lyle : Hey.

  [Lyle falls over] 

  Charlie Croker : You okay?

  Lyle : Yeah.

  [a car drives up behind him] 

  Charlie Croker : That's Left Ear. Demolition and explosives. When he was ten, he put one too many M-80s in the toilet bowl.

  [Cuts to the exterior of a toilet stall. Suddenly the door bursts open from an explosion. The toilet is spraying a fountain of water up] 

  Kid On Left : Damn, that was cool. How did you do that?

  Young Left Ear : What?

  Kid On Right : How did you do that?

  Young Left Ear : WHAT?

  Kid On Right : I said, "how did you do that?"

  Young Left Ear : What?

  [Flashback to present] 

  Charlie Croker : Lost the hearing in his right ear. He's been blowing stuff up ever since.

  [a car zooms in from behind Charlie and Stella] 

  Charlie Croker : Handsome Rob. Premier wheel man. Once drove all the way from Los Angeles just so he could set the record for longest freeway chase.

  [Cuts to Rob being chased down the freeway by a massive armada of police cars] 

  Charlie Croker : You know he got 110 love letters sent to his jail cell from women who saw him on the news?

  [We see two women hanging a banner on a bridge saying "We heart you, Rob."]