Jay Brazeau: Captain

House of the Dead

Captain

Castillo: Do you know why I was banished from Spain?
Captain: Your experiments are not of God.
Castillo: God? What has God done for you? Or for me? Nothing. There is no God... there is only me.
Captain: May He have mercy on your soul.
[Goes to leave, but then gets choked to death by Castillo]

Castillo: [from the Funny Version] Come closer, Captain. I cannot see your face.
[pause]
Castillo: Are you afraid, Captain?
[Captain takes one step closer to Castillo; annoyed]
Castillo: Jesus... closer.
[Captain gets closer]
Castillo: A bit closer... good. Now, where is my cappuccino?
Captain: We have no more foam, Father.
Castillo: [Enraged] No... more... FOAM? You know what I am like without the foam! I have waited 10 years for this cappuccino! I get really angry without sex and a cappuccino with some foam. I'm getting another captain.
[chokes the Captain to death]