- Det. Stanley Jacobellis: Man, you know what I'd love to do, right now? Go down to Marie Callender's, get me a big bowl, pie, some ice cream on it, mmm-hmm good! Put some on your head! Your tongue would slap your brains out trying to get to it! INTERESTED? SURE?
- Larry Gigli: Look, Mr. Starkman...
- Starkman: [angrily] I KNOW MY FUCKIN' NAME! YOU PIECE OF SHIT! You don't try to extort a Federal-fuckin'-Prosecutor. And if you do, YOU DON'T, FUCK AROUND!
- Brian: She's like the ones at the Baywatch. They make my penis sneeze.
- Larry Gigli: You got a good sense of humor, you know that?
- Brian: God bless you.
- Larry Gigli: Thank you.
- Brian: No, not you, stupid. When my penis sneezes, I say, 'God bless you'... God bless you, penis.
- [Larry answers the door]
- Larry Gigli: Yeah?
- Robin: Who the fuck are you?
- Larry Gigli: Who the fuck are *you*?
- [Robin enters the apartment]
- Larry Gigli: Excuse me.
- Robin: What a shithole.
- Larry Gigli: Lady, I think you're in the wrong place.
- Robin: No, you're in the wrong place! You have no idea.
- [She sees Brian]
- Robin: Oh, and who the fuck are you?
- Brian: You're the fuck are you.
- Robin: What?
- Brian: Huh?
- Starkman: What were you thinking? You were gonna extort a federal prosecutor. You thought you could say: "Kidnapped your little brother, drop all charges," and the guy'd roll over?
- [continuing, growing angrier]
- Starkman: You didn't think all hell wouldn't break loose? You didn't think every fucking fed wouldn't drop what they were doing and DIVE in to protect one of their own? What do you morons think, that this is little Italy? Wake up! THIS IS THE TWENTY-FUCKIN'-FIRST CENTURY!
- Larry Gigli: You know something? You're right. It is sadness. Its sadness and I'm fucking sad. You got me. You're a genius. You know why I'm fucking sad? Because I got this fucking beautiful-sexy-gorgeous-hearthrob-o-rama-fucking-smart-amazing-bombshell-seventeen-on a fucking ten scale girl sleeping in a bed right next to me. And you know what? She's a stone cold dyke. A fucking untouchable, unhaveable, unattainable brick wall fucking dyke-a-saurus rexi. So its sad. Okay? What you want me to do? I feel fucking sadness about that. There's nothing I can fucking do.
- [cue music]
- Larry Gigli: And not only is she a major babe, but I really like this girl a lot, a lot, I mean she's not like anybody else I ever knew before and that's a completely fucking new one on me, and I don't even know her real fucking name so there you go. Oh and in case you're interested, my life sucks. Alright? Stick a fork in me I'm done.
- Larry Gigli: If by some fuckin' miracle long shot you haven't heard of my reputation let me tell you who the fuck I am! I am the fuckin' Sultan of Slick, Sadie! I am the rule of fuckin' cool! You wanna be a gangster? You wanna be a thug? You sit at my fuckin' feet and gather the pearls that emanate forth from me! Because I'm the fuckin' original, straight-first-foremost, pimp-mack, fuckin hustler, original gangster's gangster!
- Ricki: I don't know what you're talking about, but I'm gonna go get my stuff.
- Larry Gigli: Don't tell me what we're supposed to do!
- Ricki: How about this? You leave him alone or I'll kill you.
- Larry Gigli: You'll kill me? Fuck you, go ahead!
- Ricki: I'll kill you.
- Larry Gigli: You don't tell me what to do, okay? Don't tell me what we might do, don't tell me what we're supposed to do, don't tell me what we maybe should do, don't ever tell me nothing!
- Ricki: I'll tell you this. You leave him alone or I'll kill you.
- [first lines]
- Larry Gigli: You see, after all is said and done, the only thing you can be really sure of, the only thing you can really count on in this world, is that you just never fucking know.
- Larry Gigli: Lemme tell you something, in every relationship, there's a bull and a cow. It just so happens that in this relationship, right here with me and you, I'm the bull, you're the cow. Alright?
- [Points to self]
- Larry Gigli: Bull.
- [Points to Ricki]
- Larry Gigli: Cow. You got that?
- Ricki: Yeah, I got it. Bull, cow.
- [last lines]
- Ricki: Like your mother said, life's not always black and white. Sometimes you just never know.
- Larry Gigli: Are you driving, or are you bullshitting?
- Ricki: I'm driving.
- Larry Gigli: What?
- Ricki: You know, I bet you'd look great in some mascara.
- Larry Gigli: I'm not sure how to take that.
- Ricki: It's a compliment.
- Larry Gigli: As far as the whole lesbian thing goes.
- Ricki: Yeah?
- Larry Gigli: If you do ever think about hoppin' the fence, promise you'll give me a call first.
- Larry Gigli: Hey, you wanna turn that down?
- High School Kid #1: You fucking turn it down.
- Ricki: I don't think this is the best time to be drawing attention to ourselves.
- Larry Gigli: Hey, Beavis, turn the fucking radio off.
- High School Kid #1: What the fuck is your problem, bitch?
- Larry Gigli: "Bitch"?
- Ricki: You know what, creating a scene right now would be a bad thing.
- High School Kid #1: Yeah, that's right. Why don't you come here so we can kick your ass.
- Ricki: [to Larry] You know, I heard you were a bit of a fuck-up. But, frankly, I'm amazed at how much of a fuck-up you really are!
- Larry Gigli: That's why these lesbians are always going out and buyin'... spendin' all their dough on like, ya know, sexual appliances and erotic monkey wrenches and shit, tryin' to compensate for what they don't have... The penis.
- Brian: Larry, read to me.
- Larry Gigli: What?
- Brian: Read to me, Larry.
- Ricki: Read to him, Larry.
- Larry Gigli: I don't wanna read to him. What do I got to read to him for?
- Brian: Read to me, Larry.
- Larry Gigli: What for?
- Brian: It soothes me down.
- Larry Gigli: It soothes you down?
- Ricki: Come on, Larry, read to him.
- Larry Gigli: What am I gonna read? I got nothing here!
- Ricki: Read him a book. You don't have a book?
- Larry Gigli: I got a phone book.
- Ricki: There you go.
- [leaves the room]
- Brian: Read to me, Larry.
- Larry Gigli: All right, fine.
- Larry Gigli: [Larry paces his head around for something to read for Brian and then picks up a nearby bottle of Tabasco sauce] Here you go.
- [starts to read it]
- Larry Gigli: Since eighteen sixty-eight, for well over a century, the adventurous flavor of Tabasco sauce has fired up generations of thrill-seekers.
- Larry Gigli: Okay?
- Brian: That was good.
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