Daniel Radcliffe credited as playing...
Harry Potter
- Lucius Malfoy: Let us hope that Mr. Potter will always be around to save the day.
- Harry: Don't worry. I will be.
- Gilderoy Lockhart: [they find the Basilisk skin] What's this?
- Gilderoy Lockhart: It looks like a... snake.
- Harry: It's a snake *skin*.
- Ron: Bloody hell. Whatever shed this must be 60 feet long, or *more*.
- Ron: [Lockhart passes out]
- [to Harry, sarcastically]
- Ron: Heart of a lion, this one.
- Gilderoy Lockhart: [to Harry and Ron after grabbing Ron's wand] The adventure ends here, boys. But don't fret. The world will know our story. How I was too late to save the girl. How you two tragically lost your minds at the sight of her mangled body.
- [points wand to Harry]
- Gilderoy Lockhart: So... you first, Mr. Potter. Say goodbye to your memories. Obliviate!
- [he gets pulled backwards and thrown hit into a rock wall knocking him out which causes loose rocks to fall and block the path between Ron and Harry]
- Ron: Harry!
- Harry: Ron! Are you okay?
- Ron: I'm fine.
- Gilderoy Lockhart: Hello. Who are you?
- Ron: Um... Ron Weasley.
- Gilderoy Lockhart: Really! And, uh, wh-who am I?
- Ron: [to Harry] Lockhart's memory charm backfired! He hasn't got a clue who he is!
- Gilderoy Lockhart: [he picks up a rock] It's an odd sort of place, this, isn't it? Do you live here?
- Ron: No.
- Gilderoy Lockhart: Really?
- [Ron knocks Lockhart unconscious with the rock]
- Ron: [to Harry who's on the other side of the rockslide] What do I do now?
- Harry: You wait here and try and shift some of this rock so we can get back through. I'll go on and find Ginny.
- Ron: Okay.
- Hermione: Look, Hagrid's our friend, why don't we just go and ask him about it?
- Ron: That would be a cheerful visit. "Hello Hagrid! Tell us, have you been setting anything mad and hairy loose in the castle lately?"
- [Hagrid has walked up behind them]
- Hagrid: Mad and hairy? You wouldn't be talkin' about me, now would ya?
- Hermione, Ron, Harry: No.
- Dumbledore: You both realize, of course, that in the past few hours you have broken perhaps a dozen school rules.
- Harry, Ron: Yes, sir.
- Dumbledore: And that there is sufficient evidence to have you both expelled.
- Harry, Ron: Yes, sir.
- Dumbledore: Therefore, it is only fitting that you both receive...
- [beams]
- Dumbledore: Special Awards for Services to the School.
- Lucius Malfoy: Mr. Potter! Lucius Malfoy. We meet at last. Forgive me, your scar is legend. As, of course, is the wizard who gave it to you.
- Harry: Voldemort killed my parents. He was nothing more than a murderer.
- Lucius Malfoy: You must be very brave to mention his name. Or very foolish.
- Hermione: Fear of a name only increases fear of the thing itself.
- Lucius Malfoy: And you must be Miss Granger. Yes, Draco's told me all about you. And your parents. Muggles, aren't they? Let me see. Red hair... vacant expressions... tatty second hand book... you must be the Weasleys.
- Arthur Weasley: Children, it's mad in here. Let's go outside.
- Lucius Malfoy: Well, well, well. Weasley Senior.
- Arthur Weasley: Lucius.
- Lucius Malfoy: Busy time at the Ministry, Arthur, all those extra raids? I do hope they're paying you overtime. Though judging by the state of this, I'd say not.
- [picks up a book out of Ginny's cauldron and discreetly slips Riddle's diary along with it back in the cauldron without anyone noticing]
- Lucius Malfoy: What's the use in being a disgrace to the name of wizard if they don't even pay you well for it?
- Arthur Weasley: We have a very different idea about what disgraces the name of wizard, Malfoy.
- Lucius Malfoy: Clearly. Associating with muggles. And I thought your family could sink no lower.
- Lucius Malfoy: [to Arthur as he walks out of Flourish & Blotts] See you at work.
- Draco Malfoy: [to Harry as he walks out] See you at school.
- Ginny: Mummy, have you seen my jumper?
- Molly Weasley: Yes, dear, it was on the cat.
- [sees Harry, a shocked look forms on her face]
- Harry: Hello.
- [Ginny runs off]
- Harry: What did I do?
- Ron: Ginny. She's been talking about you all summer. Bit annoying, really.
- [deleted scene]
- Fred Weasley: Look everyone, it's the heir of Slytherin!
- George Weasley: Be careful! He's a seriously evil wizard.
- Ron: Come on, Harry. Fred and George were just having a laugh.
- Harry: They're the only ones.
- Ron: Okay, so half the school thinks you're nipping off to the Chamber of Secrets every night. Who cares?
- Harry: Maybe they're right.
- Hermione: Harry! Harry? Oh, come on!
- Harry: Look, I didn't know I could speak Parseltongue! What else don't I know about myself? Look. Maybe you can do something, even something horrible and not know you did it.
- Hermione: You don't believe that, Harry. I know you don't. And if it makes you feel any better, Malfoy's staying for the holidays, too.
- Ron: Why would that make anyone feel any better?
- Hermione: Because, in a few days the Polyjuice Potion will be ready! In a few days, we may truly know who is the heir of Slytherin.
- Ron: Follow the spiders? Follow the spiders? If Hagrid ever gets out of Azkaban, I'll kill him!
- [the flying car drives back into the woods by itself]
- Ron: I mean, what was the point of sending us in there? What have we found out?
- Harry: We know one thing. Hagrid never opened the Chamber of Secrets. He was innocent.
- Ron: If it kills by looking people in the eye, why is it no one's dead?
- Harry: Because no one did look it in the eye. Not directly, at least. Colin saw it through his camera. Justin... Justin must've seen the basilisk through Nearly Headless Nick. Nick got the full blast of it, but he's a ghost; he couldn't die again. And Hermione... had the mirror! I bet you anything she was using it to look around corners in case it came along.
- Ron: And Mrs. Norris? I'm pretty sure she didn't have a camera or a mirror, Harry.
- Harry: The water. There was water on the floor that night. She only saw the basilisk's reflection.
- Tom Marvolo Riddle: How is it that a baby with no extraordinary magical talent was able to defeat the greatest wizard of all time? How did you escape with nothing but a scar, while Lord Voldemort's powers were destroyed?
- Harry: Why do you care how I escaped? Voldemort was after your time!
- Tom Marvolo Riddle: Voldemort is my past, present, and future.
- [Takes Harry's wand and writes his name in the air then swipes to reveal his true name which reads "I am Lord Voldemort"]
- Harry: You. You're the Heir of Slytherin. You're Voldemort.
- Tom Marvolo Riddle: Surely you didn't think I was going to keep my filthy Muggle father's name? No. I fashioned myself a new name, a name I knew wizards everywhere would one day fear to speak, when I became the greatest sorcerer in the world!
- Harry: Albus Dumbledore is the greatest sorcerer in the world!
- Tom Marvolo Riddle: Dumbledore's been driven out of this castle by the mere memory of me!
- Harry: Dumbledore will never be gone. Not as long as those who remain are loyal to him.
- Harry: You're Aragog, aren't you?
- Aragog: Yes. Hagrid has never sent men into our hollow before.
- Harry: He's in trouble. Up at the school there've been attacks. They think it's Hagrid. They think he opened the Chamber of Secrets, like before.
- Aragog: That's a lie! Hagrid never opened the Chamber of Secrets!
- Harry: Then you're not the monster?
- Aragog: No! The monster was born in the castle. I came to Hagrid from a distant land, in the pocket of a traveler.
- Ron: [terrified] Harry.
- Harry: Shush.
- [to Aragog]
- Harry: But, if you're not the monster, then-then what did kill that girl 50 years ago?
- Aragog: We do not speak of it! It is an ancient creature we spiders fear above all others.
- Harry: But have you seen it?
- Aragog: I never saw any part of the castle but the box in which Hagrid kept me. The girl was discovered in a bathroom. When I was accused, Hagrid brought me here.
- Ron: Harry!
- Harry: What?
- [Ron points at the spiders surrounding them]
- Harry: Well... thank you. We'll just go.
- Aragog: Go? I think not. My sons and daughters do not harm Hagrid on my command, but I cannot deny them fresh meat when it wanders so willingly into our midst. Goodbye, friend of Hagrid.
- Ron: Can we panic now?
- Molly Weasley: Now don't forget to speak very, very clearly.
- Harry: Diagonally.
- [Harry vanishes]
- Molly Weasley: What did he say dear?
- Arthur Weasley: Diagonally.
- Molly Weasley: I thought he did.