Rat Race (2001)

Jenica Bergere: Hotel Clerk

Quotes 

• [a hotel clerk hands Nick Schaffer his bill] 

  Nick Schaffer : Excuse me, uh, what's this $110?

  Hotel Clerk : Uh, those are your in-room movies.

  Nick Schaffer : No, I didn't watch any movies.

  Hotel Clerk : Okay, let's see... Afro Whores.

  Nick Schaffer : Afro Whores?

  Hotel Clerk : You watched it... let's see... uh, 11 times.

  Nick Schaffer : No, no-no-no-no, wait...

  Hotel Clerk : Afro Whores, 2:30. Afro Whores, 4 o'clock. Afro Whores, 5:30. It says in the morning you watched The Grinch for ten minutes and then switched back over to Afro Whores.

  Nick Schaffer : I-I swear I didn't watch it. Okay? I was at a bachelor party. There were 35 people there. You can ask any of them. But you--you have to take that off my record.

  Hotel Clerk : This is not a record, sir.

  Nick Schaffer : I... You have to delete it.

  Hotel Clerk : Okay, fine. How many times *did* you watch it?

  Nick Schaffer : None! I didn't watch it!

  Hotel Clerk : Are you sure? "Sizzling, three-way, backdoor action featuring two sexy soul sisters..."

  Nick Schaffer : [screaming]  No! I don't need to know what it's about! I did not watch it!

  [hotel clerk raises her eyebrows] 

  Nick Schaffer : I didn't.