- Zoo Director: Martini, you're back! We saw you on TV!
- Martini: I hope it was a color TV. Black-and-white just isn't my style.
- Martini: So how come you're going to the North Pole?
- Olive: Blitzen's hurt, so they need another Reindeer, or they can't fly! I heard Santa on the radio, and he said he needed Olive, the other reindeer. That's me.
- Richard Stands: Haha. Excuse me, Olive, but Santa said "All of the other Reindeer." I'm afraid you just misunderstood. It happens all the time. I used to think the pledge of allegiance was about me, "Richard Stands."
- Radio Announcer: Check out Marzipan Shack's pre-Ramadan Christmas sale!
- Olive: I love Valentine's Day and the Fourth of July, I'm a little bit sad when Halloween has gone by, I'm thankful Thanksgiving comes around in the fall, but I've always loved Christmas the best of them all. Everyday's special, I'm not complaining, but I'm always counting the days still remaining 'til Christmas.
- The Postman: She's wanted for several charges of mail fraud, including... uh, licking the self-adhesive stamps, and not sending early for the holidays.
- The Postman: [singing] By now my ligaments are toast / But here it comes, more parcel post / Why not splurge? Send it priority! / What's one more pain in my posteriority?