Mister Magoo's Christmas Carol (1962 TV Movie)

Paul Frees: Stage Director, Charity Man, Fezziwig, Old Joe, Undertaker

Quotes 

• Old Joe : The Charwoman, the Laundress and the Undertaker. What poor stiff have you robbed now?

  The Charwoman : [checking her bag and giving Joe a pair of bed curtains]  Not so poor that I shouldn't get a handsome price. Have a look.

  Old Joe : Bed curtains, huh? You don't mean to tell me you took them down rings and all with him lying there?

  The Charwoman : Why not? Who should care for the like of him?

  The Undertaker : I got his boots and cuff-buttons.

  [presents them to Joe] 

  The Laundress : All I got was his sheets!

  [present them to Joe and she gets laughed at by him and her fellow rouges]