After credit for Boom Operator: Pow Operator...RACHEL LONGAKER Kablam Operator...ELISE R. JAMES
The following dramatization is true, based on real events, from other actual movies.
In alphabetical order (starting with the A's)
Director's Favorite Lunch on a Cold, Rainy Day...GRILLED CHEESE SANDWICH AND TOMATO SOUP
For those of you that are troubled about Ryan's black sports jacket he took to the hospital; he tossed it in the meat truck, went inside the hospital, got what he needed and found a jacket exactly like the other one. So there.
THIS MOVIE COSTS LESS THAN MICHAEL JORDAN MAKES IN A YEAR.
For more information on violinists framed for murder, enter the Wrongfully Accused web site.
At the beginning of the ending credits: "Ending credits: Here we go!"
Winning lottery numbers... 13-86-61-11-5-8
After credit for best boy electric: "Best boy on batteries... Mike Sweeney"
Leslie Nielsen is Leslie Nielsen in Wrongfully Accused.
After *all* the credits and logos, a single card: MOVIE'S DONE and a voice saying, "Bye."
After credits for lead dresser and set dresser: "Cross dressers... Erik Hoffman Lane Soderberg"
After long list of casting credits: "Extras casting assistant's extra casting assistant... Julie Kasten"
After credit for Marine Supervisor: Marines...SEE UNITED STATES, THE
After Security credits: Things that were stolen...3 PAIRS OF PANTS, 2 VANS
People in crew who smuggled Cuban cigars out of Canada... Marnie See Morgan Reitmeyer Dylan Reitmeyer
-SECOND UNIT- (But Number One in Our Hearts)
After the Second Unit Craft Service/First Aid credit: (That doesn't mean people got sick when they ate the food.)
After the "No animals were mistreated..." disclaimer: No cars or trucks were injured during any explosions.
After stunts credits: SEVERELY INJURED STUNT PEOPLE JUST HANGING ON TO LIFE Ted Mondale Norm Coleman Brian McNee Ruth Koscielak
Interns We Allegedly All Had Sex With...LIST UPON REQUEST
Today's Menu APPETIZERS Spicy Chicken Wings $5.95 Fried Catamari $8.95 Quesadilla $5.95 SALADS House Salad $4.75 Caesar Salad $6.75 Chinese Chicken Salad $7.25 Cobb Salad $7.25 ENTREES Old-Fashioned Meatloaf $9.95 Herb Roasted Chicken $9.95 Lamb Chops $9.95 All entrees come with vegetables and your choice of potato
After credit for negative cutter: Very Up and Positive Cutter..."LULU" LEE
During the end credits, the screen says "NO ONE CARES ABOUT THE FOLLOWING PEOPLE", and then the following names scroll up at an extreme rate: Sandra Matossi Jane McKernan James R. Symons Glen MacPherson (as Glenn MacPherson) Elizabeth Wang-Lee (as Elizabeth Wang-Lee) Wayne Fitzgerald Pat Proft Robert L. Rosen Vaune Kirby Frechette (as Vaune Kirby) Laura Rindner Patty Sachs Tracey Cole Glenn T. Morgan Rickley W. Dumm (as Rickley Dumm) "Lulu" Lee Christy Richmond Michael Rafferty (as Mike Rafferty) Richmond Riedel (as Richmond Reidel) Chris McGeary Tommy Lockett Scott Wolf
Just before the Second Unit credits: NOT MANY MORE CREDITS LEFT Later in the credits: ALMOST DONE
