The Real Blonde (1997)

Daryl Hannah: Kelly

Photos 

Quotes 

• Bob : Oh, come on, muffin, take off your robe.

  Kelly : No.

  Bob : What? You defy me, Diana?

  Kelly : I'll see you tonight, baby.

  [kisses him] 

  Bob : Mm. But I'm ready *right now,* see?

  Kelly : Yes, you are.

  Bob : Mm.

  Kelly : You hold on to that little monster. But not too tightly.

  [wags finger] 

  Kelly : Remember what happened last time.

• Bob : [having a hard - or not - time in bed]  Just give me a minute. I told you it was the rubber!

  [yanks it off, casts it away] 

  Kelly : The rubber's off now.

  Bob : Damn right the rubber's off!

  Kelly : Well?

  Bob : [panting for breath]  Hold on. What do you think I am, a machine?

  [exasperated, Kelly gets up, out of bed] 

  Bob : Hey, what are you doing?

  [she's getting dressed] 

  Bob : Come on, Kelly. Get back here. Get back in the bed.

  Kelly : Listen, baby, I know these things happen sometimes. But I gotta know. Can you do this or not? Because if you can't, I gotta get on the phone, make some calls, and find somebody who can.

  [Bob looks dejected] 

  Kelly : Oh, what's the matter, baby? I hurt your feelings?

  Bob : Actually, Kelly, you did hurt my feelings. Christ! I mean, I like you, right?

  [nervous laugh] 

  Bob : You're making me feel like I'm just a stiff piece of meat to you.

  Kelly : Uhm, well, not so stiff, really, right?

  Bob : [low growl in his voice]  Just get the hell out of here. You think I want to do this now after what you just said?

  Kelly : [stating the obvious]  You *can't* do it.