Meadow Sisto nel ruolo di...
Horizon
- Jade Larson: I never wanna have kids. I wouldn't wanna bring'em into a world like this.
- Horizon: Yeah, people are such pigs.
- Jade Larson: That's an insult to animals. Pigs are good. They don't cut down all the trees or make bombs or put holes in the ozone layer.
- Horizon: You know the guy that dyes my mom's hair, Richard? He has a pig his name is Wilma. You know what they used for his litter box? Kids plastic swimming pool.
- Jade Larson: I happen to love pigs.
- Horizon: Ugh, you know what's wrong with you? You need a little sex in your life.
- Jade Larson: Maybe I've had a little sex in my life.
- Horizon: Yeah? You have a secret lover or something?
- Jade Larson: What if I told you I wasn't a virgin anymore?
- Horizon: I would laugh right in your face.
- Jade Larson: Fine. I won't bother tryin' to tell you anything anymore. What's the difference? I saw on TV, the sun's gonna explode and suck us all into the black hole. We probably won't live past twenty-one.
- Horizon: You know that pig Wilma? She knocked Richard over when he was trying to get the fridge and gobbled up two pounds of bacon.
- Jade Larson: Is that all you have to talk about is pigs?
- Horizon: You're the one that loves them so much. Drink it fast! We can't bring it inside.
- Jade Larson: I am. Ugh.
- Horizon: Ugh! Well, hurry up! We're gonna miss all the action.
- Horizon: Do you ever just walk along and feel your legs rubbing against each other and get horny?
- Jade Larson: No.
- Horizon: Press them together when you walk and use someone sexy like your stepdad.
- Jade Larson: You always say that, and he's not my stepdad. He's my mother's boyfriend.
- Horizon: Think of his hands moving all over your body.
- Jade Larson: His hands are on my mother. He's so young. It's embarrassing. Sometimes, she acts like she's twelve years old or something.
- Horizon: I can kind of visualize 'em in bed.
- Jade Larson: Awww! Yuck!
- Horizon: Oh my God! His mouth! That mouth.
- Jade Larson: It's sickening if you ask me. I just hate it when they're all over each other like that. Ugh, Friday. His kids will be sleeping with us again tonight. More brats to tend.
- Horizon: I warned you. Summer school would've been better than being a counselor-in-training.
- Jade Larson: It's the pits! I don't even get paid. Talk to you later.
- Horizon: Bye-bye, baby.
- Jade Larson: Bye.
- Horizon: Bye.
- Jade Larson: Horizon.
- Horizon: Jade. Where ya been?
- Jade Larson: At my Dad's. They got a new baby.
- Horizon: Oh my God. They're like rabbits.
- Jade Larson: There's nothing wrong with rabbits.