The Drew Carey Show (1995–2004)

Keith Diamond: Greg Clemens

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Quotes 

• [Clemens brings a horse into Drew's backyard] 

  Drew Carey : Hey, Clemens, I got a riddle for you. What has four legs and shouldn't be in my backyard?

  Greg Clemens : Oswald and Lewis.

  Drew Carey : Ok, what has the I.Q. of...

  [looks at Oswald and Lewis] 

  Drew Carey : What smells like...

  [looks at Oswald and Lewis] 

  Drew Carey : What craps standing...

  [looks at Oswald and Lewis] 

  Drew Carey : Get that damn horse out of my backyard!