Brenda Bakke credited as playing...
Michelle Rodham Huddleston
- Tug Benson: Cookie?
- Col. Denton Walters: No, thank you, sir.
- Tug Benson: Young lady?
- Michelle Rodham Huddleston: No, thank you, sir.
- Tug Benson: No, I was just offering him a young lady.
- Topper Harley: President Benson.
- President Thomas 'Tug' Benson: No you're not. I've seen him on TV. An older man, about my height.
- Michelle Huddleson: Mr. President, this is Topper Harley.
- President Thomas 'Tug' Benson: Topper Harley, of course, the son I never had. No wonder I didn't recognize you then.
- Michelle Huddleson: Now we have to go in to get the men who went in to get the men who went in to get the men.
- Michelle Rodham Huddleston: Oh, Ramada, how could you have been so blind? You always too wrapped up in being Miss Perfect College to notice me. Why should you concern yourself with the feelings of one insignificant roommate? One fabulous day, one incredible experience.
- Ramada Rodham Hayman: I had no idea it meant so much to you.
- [Col. Walters looks extremely fascinated by the women's conversation]
- Michelle Rodham Huddleston: I remember that day as if it were yesterday. The exhilaration of experimenting, sharing something so new, so dangerous, so intimate.
- Col. Denton Walters: [in a deep voice to Ramada] Go on.
- Ramada Rodham Hayman: And I'll never forget the look on your face. The way the sweat glistened on your hard body.
- [Col. Walters starts to sweat]
- Ramada Rodham Hayman: Then you tied my ankles. Tighter. Tighter.
- [Col. Walters, still sweating, motions for more from Ramada]
- Ramada Rodham Hayman: But it just wasn't right. It wasn't natural.
- [Col. Walters is about to pass out from listening to Ramada]
- Ramada Rodham Hayman: Bungee-jumping is just too dangerous a sport.
- Col. Denton Walters: [surprised] Bungee-jumping? That's it?