Dazed and Confused (1993)

Jason London: Randall 'Pink' Floyd

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• Pink : All I'm saying is that if I ever start referring to these as the best years of my life - remind me to kill myself.

• Pink : I may play ball next fall, but I will never sign that. Now me and my loser friends are gonna head out to buy Aerosmith tickets. Top priority of the summer.

• Jodi : Hey, I got a favour to ask you guys. You know my little brother?

  Benny O'Donnell : Yeah, Mitch Kramer

  Jodi : Ya, Mitch Kramer. Well, take it easy on him this summer will ya?

  Pink : Don't worry sis, little brother's safe with us.

  Jodi : Well just don't get him worse than the other guys. He's kinda little.

  [walks off] 

  Benny O'Donnell : Ok. I promise.

  [Jodi walks off] 

  Dawson : There was just a little bit of bullshit in all that right?

  Benny O'Donnell : Major bullshit. He's a dead man.

• Pink : Marijuana on one. Reefer on two.

• Pink : It was vicious. Had some pretty cool seniors though. Like, they'd beat the hell out of you and then get you drunk, that sort of thing.

  Mitch : Cool.

• Pink : Have you seen Jodi around?

  Wooderson : No she left your ass.

  Pink : Well you win some you lose some.

• Slater : You cool man?

  Mitch : Like how?

  Slater : [rolling his eyes as he walks away]  OK.

  Pink : He was asking if you get high.

• Randall 'Pink' Floyd : Yeah, there's always one senior who has to be the bad-ass.

• Mitch : Man I hate that guy, he's a jerk. He is a jerk, right?

  Pink : Yeah. He's kind of a joke.

• Dawson : Did you hear that O'Bannion flunked?

  Pink : Yeah, what a dumbshit.

• Pink : Wait a minute. Who put the keg all the way out here in the woods?

  Jodi : I dunno. This is where they said it would be

  Pink : Really?

  Jodi : Really? We don't need the beer anyway.

  Jodi , Pink : [start making out] 

• Pink : Put some ice on it. After that, there's nothing a few beers won't take care of.

• Pink : Don, have you ever thought about why we play football? How many times have you gotten laid strictly because you're a football player?

  Don : I don't know. A few, I guess.

  Pink : A few? Don, all I'm saying is, I bet we could do just as well if we were in a band or something.

• Mike : I didn't think drugs and alchohol were such a big deal they had to resort to Neo-McCarthyism to get rid of it.

  Pink : I think they're just worried that some of us are having too good a time.

• Pink : What's up?

  Julie Simms : Nothing.

  Pink : Nothing much?

  Julie Simms : Nothing at all.

• Mr. Pickford, Kevin's Dad : You guys know anything about a party?

  Pink : No sir.

• Pink : What girlfriend?

  Jodi : What's her name... Simone.

  Pink : Oh. Her.

• Wooderson : Cynthia, man? I like it, man.

  Pink : Red's a good color for you.

  Wooderson : My favorite color.

• Mitch : Are you starting again next year?

  Pink : I dunno man, I may not even play.

• Pink : It's best to get it all at once. After the first 10 licks your ass gets so numb you don't feel it.

• Pink : They're really doing this

  Dawson : Yeah, they want it back by the end of the day too. Can you believe it?

  Pink : And everybody's signing it?

  Dawson : Just to get the coaches off our backs, they're being fucking assholes. That's why you sign it and never think about it again. Just ket it go.

  Pink : [looks pissed and crumples it] 

  Dawson : You're gonna make a big deal outta this aren't you?