V.I. Warshawski (1991)
Kathleen Turner: Vic
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Quotes
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Victoria "V.I." Warshawski : Never underestimate a man's ability to underestimate a woman.
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[last lines]
Murray Ryerson : Vic, about that blonde.
Victoria "V.I." Warshawski : Murray, have you ever seen what I can do with a nutcracker?
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Victoria "V.I." Warshawski : What's that? Your IQ, or the size of your dick?
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Victoria "V.I." Warshawski : When in doubt, hesitate!
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Victoria "V.I." Warshawski : My face got betrayed by my mouth.
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Vic : What do you know about the sale of Grafalk shipping? Boom-Boom had the deciding vote. So I guess that means now Kat has it, right?
Paige : I suppose.
Vic : But if you get custody, why then, you have the deciding vote. Isn't that right?
Paige : [people mispronouncing her name is a running gag.] I suppose in your line of work, you're used to seeing the darkest side of everything, Miss Wiz-zu-ski.
Vic : Warshawski.
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Horton : [looking at Warshawski's detective license] You don't look like much of a private detective to me. What is this "V. I." ?
Vic : Very Inquisitive. I know you had a meeting with Boom-Boom last night.
Horton : [people mispronouncing her name is a running gag] That's none of your business. I've wasted enough time today already, talking to real detectives. Good-bye, Miss Wuz-husky.
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Vic : [sarcastically] Earl Smeissen, how delightful.
Smeissen : [people mispronouncing her name is a running gag] Shut up, What-shotsy.
Vic : [looks at a very tall henchman] Hey, Earl, what, you got some special breeding-program for these mutants?
Smeissen : [Smeissen slaps her] You always had a big mouth, What-shotsy.
Vic : Okay, I'll listen. You got something to say, why don't you just round up all the private eyes in Chicago in order to show them how tough you are?
Smeissen : [he hits her] Don't play the wise-ass with me, What-shotsy.
Vic : Get to the point, bone-head.
Smeissen : [indicates a distance of about one inch between his thumb and index finger] Hey, don't push me, What-shotsy, because you're about this close!
Vic : What's that? Your I.Q., or the size of your dick?